Homer Simpson got pulled over by Chief Wiggum for drunk driving once and told him “I wasn’t drinking. I was… out buying porn!” Culpepper is using the same logic folks. I wasn’t involved in any lewd behavior because I was violating gambling laws! Smart.
Culpepper claims he is not guilty of indecent conduct and lewdness because he was playing dice the whole time and turned away dancers that approached him. Moe Williams claims that he did not touch a dancer’s breast as a crew member claimed. His lawyer contended that the woman’s breast was covered so even if he did, it wouldn’t be lewd behavior. As any teenage knows, if you don’t get under the shirt, it doesn’t really count as second base.
I like that the prosecutors are giving us this appetizer before the main course. Lap dancing? Touching a breast? That’s just the set up for the trials of Fred Smoot (charged with using a sex toy on a stripper) and Brian McKinnie (charged with and performing and receiving oral sex.) Good work boys.
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