Looks like Daunte has also alienated the fan base as he forces his way out of town. I think he’s been taking lessons from TO on this tactic. A ebay auction has the starting bid for Daunte at $1M with a buy it now price of $8M.
Appropriately, there are currently no bids for Daunte’s services, though he is described as having “outstanding leadership qualities. He leads morale and team building tours of Boats on Lake Minnetonka.”
There are already 94 Questions & Answers in the auction. Here are a couple of my favorites.
Q: Would you consider a trade for Stephon Marbury? -Isaih Thomas
A: How big are Marbury’s hands. Can he hold on to the football?Q: Does the uncanny ability to fumble on critical plays come with this Dante or is that sold separately?
A: Sorry it comes with him.. But I am including Stick um in the selling price
You know ebay is going to shut down this auction any second now so here’s a snapshot of the auction page.
[Twincities.com]: Buyer beware: Daunte for sale
