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Titans mascott can’t drive


At the end of halftime in Sunday’s Titans-Saints game, T-Rac, the imposing racoon mascott of the Titans ran his golf cart into Saints backup QB Adrian McPherson. McPherson was treated on the field and walked himself into the lockeroom.

Jeff Fisher said he tried to contact Saints coach Sean Payton to apologize but has not reached him. Reports are McPherson is OK and won’t miss any playing time so his Saints teammates are laughing their asses off. This is definitely not something you want as the highlight of your NFL career.

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[Tennessean.com]: Inquiries possible after T-Rac crash

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Chickenheads to the left, high class hos to the right



I’m rich beeyotch!

When you throw a party called “The New NFL millionaires club”, you can fully expect that
the attendees will be hos, hos and more hos. Pacman Jones is hosting the gig along with Lendale White and Vince Young.

Let’s break down the admission costs:

  • Ladies free before 11pm = ugly chicks. The three NFL players won’t bother showing up will 10:59.
  • $20 afterwards = more hos but with at least a little money.
  • fellas $20 all night = we don’t really want any fellas not in our entourage to attend anyway.
  • VIP Admission $40 = the high class hos who think they have a shot at hooking up with one of the NFL players.

If you think about it, it’s genius. Why go out to a club when you can announce a whole party for yourselves and have the hos line up for you? Plus, you hold it in Atlanta so they can’t bother you during the season. And for the hos, it’s worthwhile too. Vince Young is going to be there and judging from his Wonderlic score, you can do some jedi mind trick on him and you could end up with at least a palimony suit.

Links:

[Tennessean.com]: Atlanta nightclub touts party with Pacman, rookies