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Santonio Holmes still trails Chris Henry by 2 arrests



Baby Momma drama

Santonio Holmes has been arrested again, this time for assaulting his baby momma. She called the police to report that the father of her child assaulted her and while the police were there to take her report, Holmes returned to the apartment and was arrested.

Ironically, before the NFL Draft, Holmes said he wanted to be a top pick so he could support his three children. That Santonio, always looking out for family. Well, either looking out for or lying to them. Holmes made the news in May for getting arrested on Memorial Day weekend for disorderly conduct in Miami when he told his mom he was still in Columbus Ohio.

Holmes is clearly losing the battle with Chris Henry, WR for the Bengals. Two arrests in two states? Please. Henry has been arrested four times in three states! The latest charge was providing alcohol to three underage girls a.k.a The Marcus Vick Special. His previous three arrests were for marijuana possession, concealed weapon charge, and DUI.

Come on Santonio! We realize you haven’t even hit training camp yet but Chris Henry is only a 2nd year player. You gotta be at least within 1 arrest of him. May we suggest going on a boat cruise with Fred Smoot?

Links:

[Sportsline ]: Steelers’ Holmes arrested again, charged with domestic violence
[Cincinnati Enquirer]: Henry pleads not guilty (they just recycle this headline)

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Pittsburgh Steelers

Miami Vice Part 2: It’s 3:30 AM, do you know where Santonio Holmes is?



Busted!

Santonio, Santonio, Santonio… disrupting traffic, yelling profanities at a police officer, getting arrested at 3:30 AM in the morning? We can forgive all of that. Hey, you were in Miami after all. But lying to your mother? FOR SHAME!

When Patricia Brown, Holmes’ mother was told of his arrest, she said it must have been mistaken identity.


That’s news to me. I talked to him yesterday. He’s in Ohio.

We’ve all told our parents were were “at school” when we were really in an undisclosed location with some strippers, a pony keg, and an inflatable Ben Wallace doll, but we didn’t end up getting arrested by the police either. But stick to your “I was in Ohio” story, Santonio. We all know the Miami police is trying to frame you.

Links:

[Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]: Steelers top pick Holmes arrested