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What happens when Fire_____.com is obsolete?


Today, we stumbled upon FireMillen.com and their attempt to organize a “Baltimore Orioles-esque walkout” for the Bills game. Personally, we think the Bills game (10/15) is way too soon and way too low profile for a protest. We suggest they go with their other idea and stage a protest for the Thanksgiving Day game. Sure the matchup of Lions-Dolphins is going to send more people to sleep than the trytophan in the turkey but at least it’s a national game.

FireMillen.com is also suggesting that people wear any color to the games other than the Lions blue. However, if you don’t tell people what color to wear, you end up with a mishmash of colors in the stands and it just looks like a normal apathetic fan base (you know, like Falcons games) instead of a protest of the pathetic job that Matt Millen is doing with the franchise. This brings us to the fans of opposing teams in the NFC North. Shouldn’t they band together and make sure Matt Millen doesn’t get fired? When you can count on an exec to produce two easy wins for your team a year, you want to make sure he’s there for a long time. (It’s the same reason NFC East fans love Daniel Snyder.)

Finally, we have to wonder what becomes of websites like FireMillen.com when Matt Millen eventually gets fired. (Because if he isn’t fired soon, you know he’s got photos of William Clay Ford doing something illegal to Roary the mascot. ) It seems you would have to wait around for someone foolish enough to hire him. If someone else hires Matt Millen, we’ll lose all faith in billionaire owners but there’s still hope for the owner of FireDustyBaker.com

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Lions coach charged with nude driving


These days, a coach getting arrested for drinking and driving is pretty commonplace. They should just start putting it at the bottom of boxscores. But Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen decided to raise the bar a little and got arrested on August 24 for “driving on the street without any clothese on. (NUDE).” Thank god the police officer clarified that one for us. Curiously, there was no citation for being drunk, just nude.

A week later, Cullen was arrested for DUI with a BAC of .12. Now, a .12 is just a regular night out for some folks and hardly drunk enough to go around driving naked so it’s possible Cullen was at Eddie Sutton levels of drunkeness when he was driving naked. But since the police officer didn’t charge him with drunk driving for that incident, we have to wonder if whether Cullen just likes driving in the nude, which is more offensive to us than a .12 BAC.

It seems Joe Cullen has a bit of an alcohol problem as he was arrested for public drunkeness in a restaurant in Mississippi in 2005 and was fired from Ole Miss.

Links:

[Detroit Free Press]: Lions assistant coach arrested for nude, drunken driving
[Detroit Lions Site]: No mention of Nude Driving as a hobby

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Carmella DeCesare is upset

On Monday, Jeff Garcia’s girlfriend called into a Detroit sports talk station to defend her man after hearing caller after caller rip him.   This reminds me of the time Duncan Sheik’s mom called into a radio station in NJ I was listening to. (I mean, I don’t normally listen to stations playing Duncan Sheik or anything… Anyway….)

“Before the game even started it was negativity. It was horrible. I was just put off by the way people acted. And it’s not just with (Garcia). I’ve sat here and listened to things said about Joey (Harrington) and yesterday what they said about Matt Millen. I mean, I have never experienced this before and I don’t think the fans are understanding,” DeCesare said.

Goes with the territory, honey.  When your boyfriend is the QB of a horrendous team, it’s best to tune into an easy listening station.