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‘Trade Barry’? More like ‘Jail Barry’

It turns out the ‘Trade Barry’ billboard near Willie Mays Park (we refuse to keep up with corporate mergers just so we can correctly call the name of a ballpark) was an ad campaign for Topps. The champaign got a lot of buzz but don’t expect a run on Topps baseball cards unless they start listing steroids used on the back.

Barry’s got more pressing problems today. Remember how we thought Jail Isiah was a little overboard? Well, JailBarry.com is still available (just link to us ok?) and it might actually be accurate (though highly unlikely). We’re not sure why it took them this long but a grand jury has come to the conclusion that Barry Bonds might have perjured himself in his testimony in 2003 about the Balco scandal.

Here’s the game summary.

Barry: I didn’t take steroids.
Game of Shadows: Barry took steroids.
Everyone: We believe Game of Shadows.
Feds: Hmmm… that might be perjury. Let’s take a year to sort it out.

Bud Selig may be inept, and sometimes federal investigators are inept, but there’s a difference between Selig and the Feds. The Feds don’t care if Barry goes down. So when they start looking into Bonds’ life, how soon until that tax evasion charge comes up again?

We thought maybe Bonds was over-dramatizing when he said this spring that his life was in shambles and that he might jump off a bridge. But maybe he understood what was coming down the pike. Don’t worry Barry fans, he loves himself too much to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. And even if he does, he’ll make sure he breaks the record of that white guy first, and since he’s hitting .188, that might not be until the end of summer.

Links:
[CBS 5]: ‘Trade Barry!’ Billboard Is Topps Baseball Card Ad
[SFGate.com]: Bonds’ doctor is subpoenaed
Grand jury looking into whether slugger’s steroid denial was perjury

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The MLB Cost Index for Apr 13 2006

The MLB Cost Index is a measure of how far the money your GM is spending is taking your team. We’re stats geeks so this makes perfect sense to us. If you’re not, just go to the last column. Lower is better. Right now, the Rockies and Indians are bargains while the Phillies and Yankees are wasting money.

** all $ are in millions.

Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD
Payroll
Cost/Win
Rockies $41.1 8 5 $2.03 $0.41
Indians $56.8 8 6 $2.80 $0.47
Devil Rays $35.4 9 4 $1.97 $0.49
Brewers $56.8 8 5 $2.80 $0.56
Reds $59.5 8 5 $2.94 $0.59
Marlins $15.0 7 1 $0.65 $0.65
A’s $62.3 9 5 $3.46 $0.69
Mets $100.9 7 6 $4.36 $0.73
D’backs $59.2 8 4 $2.92 $0.73
Astros $92.6 7 5 $4.00 $0.80
Tigers $82.3 8 5 $4.06 $0.81
Cubs $94.8 7 5 $4.10 $0.82
Pirates $40.2 10 3 $2.48 $0.83
Giants $90.9 6 4 $3.37 $0.84
Cardinals $88.4 8 5 $4.37 $0.87
Blue Jays $71.9 8 4 $3.55 $0.89
Red Sox $120.1 8 6 $5.93 $0.99
Padres $69.7 7 3 $3.01 $1.00
Orioles $72.6 9 4 $4.03 $1.01
Royals $47.3 7 2 $2.04 $1.02
Twins $63.8 8 3 $3.15 $1.05
Angels $103.6 9 5 $5.76 $1.15
Mariners $88.3 9 4 $4.91 $1.23
White Sox $102.9 8 4 $5.08 $1.27
Braves $92.5 9 4 $5.14 $1.28
Rangers $65.5 10 3 $4.04 $1.35
Dodgers $99.2 9 4 $5.51 $1.38
Nationals $63.3 9 2 $3.51 $1.76
Phillies $88.3 8 2 $4.36 $2.18
Yankees $198.7 8 4 $9.81 $2.45
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2006 MLB Payrolls are up 9 percent

While the Yankees lowered their payroll from 2005 (how could they possibly have gone up?) the gap between top and bottom spending teams have closed. However, we still have bottom dwellers like the Florida Marlins who are spending 8% of what the Yankees are spending this year and trail the second lowest, the Devil Rays, by $20M.

The Blue Jays did a lot of shopping in the offseason and lead the league in biggest increase, jumping 57% to $72M. Toronto fans can’t complain about management not attempting to win.

Here are the opening day payrolls for all 30 MLB teams.

Rank Team 2006 Payroll
1 Yankees $198,662,180
2 Red Sox $120,100,524
3 Angels $103,625,333
4 White Sox $102,875,667
5 Mets $100,901,085
6 Dodgers $99,176,950
7 Cubs $94,841,167
8 Astros $92,551,503
9 Braves $92,461,852
10 Giants $90,862,063
11 Cardinals $88,441,218
12 Mariners $88,324,500
13 Phillies $88,273,333
14 Tigers $82,302,069
15 Orioles $72,585,713
16 Blue Jays $71,915,000
17 Padres $69,725,179
18 Rangers $65,468,130
19 Twins $63,810,048
20 Nationals $63,267,500
21 A’s $62,322,054
22 Reds $59,489,015
23 Diamondbacks $59,221,226
24 Indians $56,795,867
25 Brewers $56,790,000
26 Royals $47,294,000
27 Pirates $40,234,833
28 Rockies $41,133,000
29 Devil Rays $35,417,967
30 Marlins $14,998,500
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The MLB Cost Index for Apr 6 2006

We’re starting a new feature here on the blog that tracks the 2006 payrolls for all MLB teams and shows how much money your GM is wasting this year. It will track the cost per each win up until the publication date. So far, the Yankees aren’t doing so good. But you knew that already.

Team 2006 Payroll GP Wins YTD Payroll Cost/Win
Marlins $15.0 3 1 $0.28 $0.28
Brewers $56.8 3 3 $1.05 $0.35
Orioles $72.6 2 2 $0.90 $0.45
Rockies $41.1 2 1 $0.51 $0.51
Tigers $82.3 2 2 $1.02 $0.51
Indians $56.8 3 2 $1.05 $0.53
Cardinals $88.4 2 2 $1.09 $0.55
A’s $62.3 3 2 $1.15 $0.58
D’backs $59.2 2 1 $0.73 $0.73
Reds $59.5 2 1 $0.73 $0.73
Nationals $63.3 2 1 $0.78 $0.78
Twins $63.8 2 1 $0.79 $0.79
Mariners $88.3 3 2 $1.64 $0.82
Braves $92.5 3 2 $1.71 $0.86
Astros $92.6 3 2 $1.71 $0.86
Padres $69.7 2 1 $0.86 $0.86
Blue Jays $71.9 2 1 $0.89 $0.89
Red Sox $120.1 3 2 $2.22 $1.11
Giants $90.9 2 1 $1.12 $1.12
Cubs $94.8 2 1 $1.17 $1.17
Rangers $65.5 3 1 $1.21 $1.21
Mets $100.9 2 1 $1.25 $1.25
Dodgers $99.2 3 1 $1.84 $1.84
White Sox $102.9 3 1 $1.91 $1.91
Angels $103.6 3 1 $1.92 $1.92
Yankees $198.7 3 1 $3.68 $3.68
Devil Rays $35.4 2 $0.44 n/a
Phillies $88.3 2 $1.09 n/a
Pirates $40.2 3 $0.75 n/a
Royals $47.3 2 $0.58 n/a

** all $ are in millions.

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Holy crap, is that a shar pei or Rickey Henderson?



Best in show

Despite Rickey’s sad sad attempt to hold onto his professional baseball career, we are reminded by Sheriff Sully that the man is one of the most underrated baseball players of all time and one of the best characters in baseball history. They compiled a list of the top 25 Rickey Hendersen quotes and stories. Here are some of our favorites:

#3: In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

#4: [Rickey] called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

#13: The morning after the Sox finished off the sweep against St. Louis last October, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

#21: Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

The rest of the list is hilarious as well.

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Baseball will probe past steroid use



You’re doing a hell of a job, Bud

As expected, Bug Selig held a press conference on Thursday to announce the start of a probe into past steroid use. The investigation will be lead by George Mitchell, currently a director of the Boston Red Sox, and chairman of The Walt Disney Company, parent of ESPN, who is producing a reality show on Barry Bonds, but Mitchell claims there will be no conflict of interest. Um… ok.

Mitchell will also only initially investigate steroid use from September 2002 forward but has the ability to go back further if need be. Considering Game of Shadows points out that Barry Bonds started using steroids in 1998 and he broke the home run record in 2001, this is ridiculous. It’s like saying someone should investigate the events that led up to 9/11 but only focusing on 2002 and beyond.

In a coincidence of timing, the probe was announced the day that Victor Conte of BALCO was released from prison after four months for distributing illegal steroids. Conte claimed:

I plan to provide evidence in the near future to prove that much of what is written in the book is untrue,” Conte told the AP. He declined to list specific inaccuracies or what evidence he would provide, but said, “It’s about the character assassination of Barry Bonds and myself.

Links:
[AP]: Baseball launches probe into Bonds, steroids; investigation criticized
[Talking Baseball]: Breaking News: Bud Selig announces steroid investigation headed by George Mitchell

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Which MLB manager will get fired first?

It always amuses me the stuff you can bet on. From Pinnacle Sports comes this list of all 30 managers and the odds of them being the first to get fired or resign. Sucks to be Bob Melvin or Buck Showalter.

First AL Manager To Be Fired Or Resign
Buck Showalter (Texas) 5/1
Ron Gardenhire (Minnesota) 6/1
Mike Hargrove (Seattle) 13/2
John Gibbons (Toronto) 7/1
Buddy Bell (Kansas City) 8/1
Terry Francona (Boston) 9/1
Ozzie Guillen (Chicago White Sox) 10/1
Ken Macha (Oakland) 10/1
Jon Maddon (Tampa Bay) 10/1
Sam Perlozzo (Baltimore) 12/1
Eric Wedge (Cleveland) 25/2
Jim Leyland (Detroit) 16/1
Mike Scioscia (LA Anaheim) 16/1
Joe Torre (NY Yankees) 19/1

First NL Manager To Be Fired Or Resign
Bob Melvin (Arizona) 5/1
Dusty Baker (Chicago Cubs) 6/1
Clint Hurdle (Colorado) 6/1
Charlie Manuel (Philadelphia) 7/1
Frank Robinson (Washington) 15/2
Ned Yost (Milwaukee) 19/2
Jerry Narron (Cincinnati) 21/2
Phil Garner (Houston) 13/1
Joe Girardi (Florida) 15/1
Grady Little (Los Angeles) 15/1
Bruce Bochy (San Diego) 15/1
Felipe Alou (San Francisco) 15/1
Willie Randolph (NY Mets) 20/1
Jim Tracy (Pittsburgh) 20/1
Bobby Cox (Atlanta) 27/1

Tony LaRussa (St. Louis) 40/1

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More names come out of Game of Shadows

Game of Shadows comes out today and more details of the book are coming to light. And by more details, we basically mean more people are being thrown under the bus for steroids use. However, the athletes named aren’t really a shock to anyone. Gary Sheffield, Jason and Jeremy Giambi, Marion Jones, Tim Montgomery, and Bill Romanowski. As the onion headline quipped “Bonds used steroids reports everyone who has ever watched baseball”.

BALCO founder Vic Conte told his clients to claim they were taking flaxseed oil if asked by authorities whether they used “the clear”. Barry Bonds apparently can follow instructions because that’s exactly what he told a grandy jury in 2003. How much time did Lil Kim get in jail for perjury?

We’re waiting for Canseco’s sequel to Juiced where he promises to name even more names.

Related Links:
[AP]: Book: Bonds wanted out of BALCO scandal

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Did anyone watch Japan win the WBC?

I can’t decide whether it was a good or bad thing for the WBC and ESPN that the US got knocked out of the tournament early.  On one hand, Americans might be so pissed off that we weren’t in the finals of our national pastime that we will pay more attention to it next time and demand our good players actually go.  On the other hand, it probably just means no one really saw the finals and the WBC was the big failure we thought it’d be.

Nonetheless, there are plenty of people outside the US that watched Japan beat Cuba in the finals.   The Japanese fans are all pretty excited about winning the inaugural World Baseball Classic.  (I think.  All the blog entries say WBC! but after that I’m not sure because I can’t read Japanese.) The final score was Japan 10, Cuba 6, Washington Nationals -1. Sadly, Cuba couldn’t even keep the extra cut of tournament profits by making it to the finals because they agreed that Castro’s government would not profit from the tournament and to donate their portion to charity. At least they got to keep their free iPod Nanos.

[MSNBC]: Japan beats Cuba for WBC championship

[Miami Herald]: Cuba’s cut to be donated

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John Rocker is dating a scary black chick

This probably should be in the Odds and Ends entry but we wanted to post a photo of her and because we like irony. (Such as Ms Deaf Texas being killed by a train while text messaging because she didn’t hear the whistle. It’s not funny, but I do believe it’s the definition of irony.)  In any case, John Rocker is dating a black woman and she looks like she could kick his ass if he started ranting on minorities again.

Links:
[NY Post]: ROCKER PITCHES TO BLACK BABE
[Aliciamarie.com]: Alicia Marie’s Official Website