Our favorite fat man with the record for most illegitimate kids in the NBA is attempting a comeback. He’s working out for the Dallas Mavericks today who need a backup to Dirk Nowitzki. Kemp is reportedly down to 270 lbs from his high of 320lbs so he must be serious. It’s hard for a fat guy to give up Krispy Kreme — just ask Charles Barkley.
In other news…
[Detroit Bad Boys]: There’s a Ben Wallace blow up doll. Scary.
[Philly.com]: Donovan McNabb and Jeremiah trotter have to pay handicap-spot violation fines.
[Twincities.com]: Doc Gooden chooses prison over rehab.
[BillyStyle.com]: Stephen A. Smith is literally an idiot. (But you already knew that.)
Finally, we have this screen grab from Yay Sports which explains how the Pacers could lose so many games this season.
