In a stunning victory, Sportscolumn users selected Lois Griffin as the new Woman We Love. And really, who doesn’t love the long suffering Lois for being married to a retard like Peter. Here are some facts on Lois:
- She’s about 40 years old.
- She dated J. Geils, a member of Whitesnake, and Gene Simmons.
- She made a plaster cast of Hall’s equipment but refused to do Oates’.
- “Women are such teases, that’s why I went back to men.”
- She’s a great lounge singer and a model.
- She know taijitsu and can kick some ass.
- She once asked Brian to spank her.
Did we really just pick an animated woman? Man you guys need to get out of the house.
2 replies on “Lois Griffin is the new Woman We Love”
lois=hotty — man is she a looker! i would marry her in a heartbeat! i always loved her. i wanna marry a woman named lois if not, then name my daughter Lois Marie Fogle
pretty name too — Lois is such a beautiful name.