
If my aunt had…
Well, after all the hype, the magazine covers, the joinbode.com campaign, it turns out that Bode Miller sucks. After finishing 6th in the Giant Slalom, Bode is 0-4 with one event left to go.
Apparently, Bode lives in the same make believe world as some myopic sports fans:
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If things went well, I could be sitting on four medals, maybe all of them gold.
Well…ok… I guess that’s a legitimate statement. I mean, I know how he feels, if things had gone well this weekend, I coulda been sitting on four playmates, maybe all of them blonde.

One reply on “Bode Miller stinks”
Good quote about Bode — I thought Jim Rome said it best (which is rare): “If you want to find Bode, check the bar and not the podium.”