15:00: Jake Delhomme:4/15, 58 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT. Quarterback rating = Eli Manning. Hasselbeck: 14/19, 159, 1 TD, 0 INT.
11:09: Hass to D. Jackson and the Seahawks go up 27-7. Quite a drive at the start of the third quarter. The nail isn’t in the coffin yet but the hammer is coming down. Speaking of which, does anyone remember the Amazing Stories episode where the guy pays an old funeral director guy in prison who is in charge of burials to sneak him out in a coffin and then dig him up again. Well, the plan goes well except at the very final scene, where he lights a match and he realizes the dead guy in the coffin is the guy he paid to dig him up. Man, that’s good stuff. Yes, this game is getting boring.
9:46: Carolina is able to do nothing with the ball and punts it back to Seattle. Ho hum. Is Jared from Subway gay? or just completely asexual? Because I’m pretty sure he’s not taking advantange of his fame.
I think we can raise a lot of money for a charity by auctioning off the chance to smack Dave Coulier in the face.
6:48: Sean Locklear just put his hands on the chest of Peppers. Police were called and now Locklear is in custody. Apparently, Locklear was upset that Peppers was rushing against someone else the previous play.
5:55: I’m not sure where Ryan’s head is at but he just said one end of the Seattle stadium looks like a giant vagina. I guess that’s why it’s so loud there – the echo.
I heard while taping this Nike commercial, A-rod missed the medicine ball and blamed his teammates.
3:24: Which is higher – Jake Delhomme’s QB rating or Ashlee Simpson’s blood alcohol level at McDonalds?
1:33: Boulware picks off Delhomme’s 3rd INT of the game. The Panthers were putting together a nice little drive there too. Just a terrible throw by Jake.
0:00: Seahawks fans are starting to feel it. This is their year. (To get to the SB at least.) They can’t possibly choke this game away. Right?
