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Blogging the NFC Championship Game – 4th Quarter

15:00: Ray Rhodes isn’t the smartest man in the world and his talent isn’t better than Lovie Smith’s. So why couldn’t the Bears figure out how to stop Steve Smith? Too arrogant perhaps.

11:22: This game is getting so boring that Trevor, Ryan and I are starting to discuss Lisa Guererro’s pictorial in playboy.

9:57: At what point do you take Hasselbeck and Alexander out of there? There’s still one more game to play for these guys. And now Jerramy Stevens looks a little banged up on the sidelines.

6:00: Alexander takes it in and it’s game over. Pack your bags for lovely Detroit, Seahawks fans. Or better yet, don’t.

Here are the top 5 stories you’ll be sick of hearing by the time Super Bowl XL comes around in two weeks:
5) How Cowher is the longest tenured coach in the league and how 40,000 coaches have come and gone since he was hired by Pittsburgh.
4) How nobody outside of Seattle knows about how good the Seahawks are.
3) Bettis is a Detroit native and he gave a rousing speech about wanting “to go home”.
2) Matt Hasselbeck’s connection to Brett Favre. We can’t let a football broadcast go by without worshipping Favre.
1) How Detroit is really (no, really guys, I mean it) a great city.

5:09: 47 yard strike from Delhomme to Carter doesn’t change anything except perhaps the over/under which was 44. Hope you bet the over.

5:08: Onside kick has a chance but fails. Why is Shaun Alexander still in the game? This is a guy who had a concussion last week. Come on Walrus! Stop yelling at your defensive coaches and take your starters out.

2:00: Well, they’re preparing the gatorade bath and this game is over. We’re looking forward to the Samoan Super Bowl in a couple of weeks. Should be a good one, even if the ratings will be pretty damn low.


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By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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