Maurice Clarett is lint free
Here’s a photo of Maurice Clarett’s passenger seat when he was pulled over the police.

Now, some would say that the guy’s got a drinking problem and a fascination with guns. We say that he’s very concerned about a growing lint problem in the United States. You guys are all haters.
[Houston Chronicle]: Bond is set at $5 million for Clarett
[ESPN]: Clarett’s call came two hours before arrest


LarryOrr | Aug 10, 2006 | Reply
I don’t get it? –
LarryOrr | Aug 10, 2006 | Reply
Is that the best the Bengals could do? — http://www.fhmus.com/wtf_fhm_poll.asp?cnl_id=8&stn_id=40&idx_id=1694
Vin | Aug 11, 2006 | Reply
holy — jesus christ.. is that a man?