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Let’s Play: Which STD did Jose Theodore get from Paris Hilton?

Ahhhh Paris Hilton, ruining yet another life. This time, an NHL star. We believe this is the first time Paris has hooked up with a hockey player but when you make the rounds like she does, it’s only a matter of time.

Jose Theodore, who may or may not be balding or on steroids, was spotted holding hands and er… canoodling.. with Paris Hilton at a Toronto awards ceremony. Of course, anytime Paris gets a new man (so every 24 hours), the paparazzi are all over it and photos were in the press. His girlfriend/baby momma was none too pleased to find out about his affair and kicked him out of the house, ending their eight year relationship.

Good going Jose. You’ve been booted by your girlfriend who you recently had a daughter with and now you’re on your way to Colorado while they stay in Montreal. On top of that, you probably should get checked out at the local clinic for Herpes Simplex Ten. May we suggest using the name ‘Renard Montreal”?

Links:
[Toronto Star]: Theodore shut out by girlfriend
[CTV]: Theodore dumped over apparent Hilton tryst: report

By Vin

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