Here are our favorite stories from the usual suspects.
[Sports Pickle]: Mike Krzyzewski Getting Tired of Watching All the Mike Krzyzewski Commercials
[The Brushback]: Eastern Conference Coaches Still Not Paying For Gilbert Arenas All-Star Omission
[The Log Ride]: AJ Hawk Promised Anal if he Goes in First Round…From Brady Quinn, not Laura
[The Onion]: George Mason Player Upsets Mother With Last-Second Long-Distance Call From Way Downtown
[The Onion]: Scheduling Error Leads To First-Ever NCAA Final Five
