I will eat your young
Listen NFL and NFLPA, we don’t want to hear the propaganda spewing from your mouths about the latest negotiation and how far apart you are. We love football but this whole extension of the CBA is making us ill.
The worst clip I saw had Gene Upshaw complaining that the proposal the owners gave was worse than the deal they currently have. I’m going to go ahead and say that probably wasn’t true. Then, you have the weasely Jeffrey Kessler chiming in with ‘you know the villain in the movies you think is dead but he rises up and you have to shoot him again and then he’s really dead? Well, now he’s dead but we didn’t pull the trigger.’
Oh, surprise, suprise, they extended the deadline again so he’s not really dead. In the words of Homer Simpson, BORRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
Here are the rules for NFL labor negotiations:
- Posture in the press
- Warn of dire consequences as deadline approaches
- Extend deadline
- Repeat
