No, not a martini. Joey Cheek and Apolo Ohno are going to be on a Wheaties box. Bode Miller is going to be on the Colon Blow box.
[USA Today]: Members of the Pittsburgh Steelers were evacuated from a movie theater Wednesday night after of a bomb threat interrupted a private screening of a new DVD of last month’s Super Bowl victory, police said.
[ChicagoSports]: Lawrence Philips to stand trial for trying to run over three people with his car.
[Philly.com]: Jimmy Rollins has a shoe fetish.
[London Free Press]: More gay sports hazing. This time a swim team.
