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IOC: by any means necessary



Undercover Doping Tester

Attention Olympic athletes, if some guy next to you in the urinal is checking out your unit, he could just possibly be princessy, or he might be an undercover doping tester trying to figure out how to catch your urine.

The IOC is coming under some fire because Herman Maier was duped into meeting with doping testers when they posed as big fans or his. However, after the test, one of the testers kissed Hermann, because she turned out to be a real fan so I guess it wasn’t a complete lie. The World Anti-Doping Agency however, defends this practice because athletes usually turn around and high tail it out of there as soon as they spot a doping tester.

Somehow, I imagine the Olympic village as one big Benny Hill skit with the athletes as Benny Hill chasing after women and then turning around and running from them once they realize they are underdover doping testers.

[Reuters]: IOC to use any means to test for drugs
[Skiracing.com]: Hermann Maier angered by undercover doping control in Olympic village

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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