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Joey Porter is either retarded or a genius

It’s really hard to decide which it is. This is a guy who makes about $3Mil a year and wears cubic zirconias.

On being 4 point favorites:

That’s all wrong. They were picked to go to the Super Bowl a long time ago, so there’s no way they can really feel like that. We took the scenic route to get here. We were supposed to be out way before we played Cincinnati, way before we played Indy, so there’s no way they can really, truly say that.

The conspiracy to make the Steelers favorites so they’d choke has been uncovered by Joey Porter. Thankfully, we aren’t the only ones who can’t figure out Joey Porter.

“Half the time, I don’t even know what he’s saying.” – James Farrior

Also, check out Chuck Klosterman explaining how Hines Ward thinks being favored is disrespecting the Steelers.

[NY Daily News]: Steeler mouth is tongue-tied

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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