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This story makes absolutely no sense until you realize it’s just Jaws trying to get some attention for his AFL team. “Jaworski last night said he is trying to reach out to former Eagles wide receiver Freddie Mitchell to gauge any potential interest Mitchell might have in joining the Soul.” That’s like me saying that I’m trying to reach out to Elisa Cuthbert to gauge any potential interest in dating me. And by reaching out, I mean scribbling a note in my Thundercats diary.
The Philadelphia Soul would have to cut some players to fit Mitchell under the salary cap. In no possible world, no matter how twisted, should anyone be cut to allow Freddie Mitchell to join a team. This also makes no sense because everyone in Philly hates Freddie Mitchell.
Remember when the Eagles first drafted Freddie out of UCLA and all getting-to-know-you stories talked about his famous Hollywood friends like Liz Hurley? Well, these days, he’s hanging out with Kathy Griffin.
[Philly.com]: Soul eyeing Freddie Mitchell
