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Imagine the trash talk

If you’ve watched any bad football movies in the past 20 years, you know that the middle linebacker is usually the one who talks the most trash to the QB as he looks over the defensive lineman. Well, AJ Hawk isn’t the Buckeyes MLB but imagine him staring down Brady Quinn during this year’s Fiesta Bowl. Not only is he intimidating as hell with his scraggly beard and scowl, but he has the distinct advantage of dating Laura Quinn, Brady’s sister.

Imagine the possibilities, gridiron fans. In the Adam Sandler movie version, Hawk would make some suggestive moves as Brady’s looking at him. Brady would respond by holding up his thumb and index finger about two inches apart. Then Hawk flies over a lineman and obliterates Quinn. Man, I’ve been watching too many Waterboy reruns on Starz.

[CBS Sportsline]: Ohio State’s Hawk wants to beat up girlfriend…

[chicagotribute.com]: OSU star dating Quinn sister
[Detroit Free Press]: Whom to root for?

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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