Oh God Shammgod, why has thou forsaken us? Perhaps the best college basketball names of all time. There will never be one better. But from the folks over at Collegehoopnet, comes the current top 30 names in College basketball.
My favorites: Pops Mensah-Bonsu, Parfait Bittee, Austin Swig, Chris Porn, and, of course, Chief Kickingstallionsims.