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TO more important than war in Iraq

Arlen Specter, Senator from Pennsylvania and avid Iggles fan, decided that more important than the War in Iraq and the economy was the TO situation. He stated that the Eagles’ punishment was “vindictive and inappropriate” and is considering referring the matter to the antitrust subcommittee of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Legal experts say his the antitrust charge holds less water than his insane magic bullet theory.

Some players get name dropped by rappers; TO trumps them all by getting the attention of a US senator! Take that, Jevon Kearse! (Wu Tang for those of you wondering.)

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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