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Miami Dolphins

Oh, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky; will you ever learn?


Ricky Williams was on the verge of making his way back into the NFL but you can go ahead and put an end to that nonsense right now if the latest reports about Ricky are correct. Apparently the former Heismann winner tested positive for the herb back in April. And we’re not talking about excessive amounts of oregano in his system.

Williams was eligible to get reinstated this month but he basically took his shot at returning to league and threw it away for a hit from the bong. Again!

Falling off the wagon is part of rehab,” a source said. “Based on the medical evidence in Ricky’s case, the doctors say it’s too early to come back. He had the positive test last month. Remember, he’s been diagnosed with social anxiety disorder — that’s a real disease and a good percentage of those folks self-medicate with substances like marijuana, often at the moment they are about to have a high level of social interaction.

Listen, we understand that he has a social anxiety disorder and it’s probably tough to cope in the spotlight but this has just gotten to be borderline retardation at this point. No amount of kind bud is worth throwing your NFL career away over or, in Ricky’s current situation, his life away. This guy simply has no willpower to along with the maturity of a sixth grader. Williams needs to take some self help classes to learn to cope with his anxiety without resorting to drugs. That way when he’s feeling intimidated by a situation he can face his fears and resist his urges to lose himself in a purple haze. Either that or he can just start hiding from the world by wearing his helmet during interviews like he did in New Orleans.

Links:

[6ABC.com]: Source: Dolphins’ Williams tests positive for pot

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College Football

Two Michigan football players in minor drug stop


According to the Monroe News, two Wolverines were in a car that was pulled over by Michigan State Police last week.


Sources said a small amount of marijuana and tablets of Vicodin, a painkiller, were found in the car. A passenger in the car apparently told police at the scene that he had a legal prescription for the Vicodin, but it was not in his possession.

Two other people in the car had the marijuana, according to sources.

The traffic stop occurred on a midweek afternoon last week, while the three were heading south on US-23 near Ida West Rd. in Summerfield Township. The car was stopped for a traffic violation.


Lt. Burnside said the traffic stop and investigation were handled as they typically are. No arrests were made because the amount of marijuana in the car was small.

“They were released, not because of who they are,” Lt. Burnside said. “I can’t think of anyone going to jail based on those circumstances.

We don’t want to be accused of being false rumor mongerers but a source familiar with the situation (hey, if ESPN can use those “sources”, so can we) told us that one of the players was Mario Manningham. Well, Mario, if this recent draft has proven anything, it’s that smoking pot has no effect on your draft position so, by all means, partake. Just cut it out before Goodell gets a hold of you.

Links:
[Monroe News]: UM players implicated in traffic, drug stop

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MLB General

Johnny Damon used to smoke pot… still a babe hound

The latest issue of Men’s Journal really explains a lot about Johnny Damon. Damon said that he used to smoke pot and that “it’s part of life, it’s natural, it’s from the earth”. Damon claims he no longer smokes pot because “you have to grow up some time.”

He said his dad was pretty tolerant of it and that his dad told him, “If you ever want to experiment with anything, let me know. He smoked a little bit, so he said just let him know.” So the lesson to be learned here is this: if you smoke pot with you son, he will grow up to be a professional baseball player. Or are we reading this all wrong?

Furthermore, Damon rubs it in all our faces when he tells Men’s Journal that girls still come up to him all the time and that he turned down a pair of female fans. Oh… Johnny Damon is too good for a threesome. Well F him. We’re going back to smoking some pot.

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[NY Daily News]: From the grass at home
to Yankee Stadium