We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: we loves us some soundbites!
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: we loves us some soundbites!
You don’t have to like the Tennessee Volunteers basketball team, but you gotta love the big man, Bruce Pearl. From his seizure-inducing sportcoats to his sweat-drenched suits to his bodypaint filled masquerade as the letter `V’ to his ability to hug smoking hot babes, Pearl is an all-around fun guy. While we love his antics on the sidelines – and in the stands – Pearl proved he’s got a career lined up after coaching when he helped call the Lady Vols game against Arkansas on Thursday night.
We don’t know about you, but we say he’s a diaper dandy baby!!
Links:
[GoVolsXtra.com]: Adams: Pearl sounds good, don’t quit your day job
We have to apologize in advance for the horrible music accompanying this video, but you gotta take the good with the bad sometimes. This is one of the funnier collections of clips we’ve seen in a while so, hit the mute button if you have to, but make sure you stick around until the 2:20 mark to see the best moment of disappointment ever captured by camera.
Happy days are here again because we’ve come across another classic “Real Men of Genius” promotion and we’ve got to say this commercial is dedicated to quite possibly the most realest man of genius to ever come down the turnpike. After all, do you love to get hit in the twig-n-berries? We didn’t think so.
Ever wonder what it would be like to attend the “National Mascot Competition”? We didn’t think so. But the guys over at Best Week Ever did and they sent one of their cronies to Orlando to get the scoop on all the gigantic-headed action. As we expected, it was a total waste of gas.
So, what’s next for ol’ Smokey. Well, like any mascot who is dedicated his craft, it’s the Mascot Hall of Fame or bust. No, seriously; we’re not making this stuff up.
Links:
[BestWeekEver.tv]: BWE.tv Field Trip: The Secret Society of College Football Mascots
Usually you have to be a fallen star in order to wind up on E!‘s True Hollywood Story series, but the same doesn’t hold true for the fellas at ESPN. Since Brett Favre is out of the playoff picture, the SportsCenter crew is clamoring for crap to fill in the now empty, humongous gaps of time previously dedicated to their football deity. So, without No. 4 around, the crew shifted their attention to the next best thing, Tom Brady and his rarely mentioned childhood as one of THE Brady kids.
Okay, can we please go back to hearing about what kind of shoes/boot Tom is wearing?
If you thought Terrell Owens was torn up after the Cowboys monumental gaffe against the Super Bowl bound Giants, just get a load of how `der Fuhrer’ took the news.
Terrell Owens was moved to tears after the Cowboys were knocked out of the Playoffs last week and it got us to thinking. Is there anything worse than the `crying face’? We say no, but you judge for yourself.
Sorry D-Wade, but there’s no way we could you let you get out of this.
We came across this clip of THE Chuck Norris on The Worst Friggin’ Sports Show Exclamation Point and maybe we’re not completely up to speed on our world history, but we always thought it was Tim Tebow who once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling “Bang!”. But we could be wrong; after all, we are products of the public school system.
Some other gems provided by devilsrightfoot:
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information.
Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
Like him or hate him, Bob Knight made history last night by upsetting the No. 9 Texas A&M Aggies 68-53, winning his 900th career game. Knight is the only Division I men’s basketball coach to reach the big 9-0-0, so we figured now is as good a time as any to relive some of the more outspoken moments in the surly old coach’s career.
Ooops, almost forgot this inspirational speech from the greatest men’s coach in the history of the game. (Considering it’s Bob Knight, we shouldn’t have to do this, but we will. Slap those earmuffs on all the youngsters out there!)
Hey, according to the big guy, those aren’t vulgar F-bombs; they’re just simple expressions of surprise, anger and dismay.
Links:
[Dallas News.com]: Knight earns 900th win in defeat of Texas A&M