We always knew that Seabiscuit was full of crap.
First it was limited to the world of bicycling and Lance Armstrong, then it hopped over to baseball with Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Jose Conseco and Barry Bonds to mention a few. And now we can’t even enjoy coverage of the Kentucky Derby without having to endure a bunch of conspiracy theories involving the purity of blood cells and muscle density. All the horses will be drug tested prior to the race in order to uphold the integrity of the event. Apparently, Barbaro wrote a book before his death that exposed some of the other horses as being users of enhancing substances.
In other news…
[ESPN]: When it comes to golf, Derek Jeter is no Ryan Longwell.
[Yahoo]: “Naked man superglued to exercise bike during heist.” Ummm… ok.
[SI.com]: Barry Bonds isn’t the only Giant with a drug problem. Wonder if they shared needles?
[Yahoo Sports]: Tractor Traylor’s cousin was a bad man. A rich man, but a bad man.
[Larry Brown Sports]: Please fire Scott Van Pelt. Please fire Scott Van Pelt. Please fire Scott Van Pelt…
[WFTV.com]: The Juice finds time during his hunt for the real killer to enjoy a day at the track.
And finally, for all you house hunters out there, 50 Cent’s 52-room mansion in Connecticut is up for sale. 50 bought the house, which used to be owned by Mike Tyson, for $4.1 million in 2003 and has since spent around $6 million to pimp his crib. According to the agent who was listing the house when Iron Mike was there, “He’s put a lot into it, and it’s all very tasteful, except the stripper poles.”