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You want to sink a hole-in-one? Head for The Gopher State


Ugh, here we go again. It’s not that we don’t want people to do incredible things, it’s just that we’re sick and tired of those incredible things not happening to worthy individuals. Basically, we’re ticked that while we fighting alligators and rabid otters for golf balls, there are guys treating the course like it was the kitten level of Tiger Woods 08.

You’ll forgive retired Postmaster Rick Misencik, then, for pinching himself after scoring two hole-in-ones in the same round.

“You sit there a little bit numb”, Misencik recalled. “It’s not supposed to happen and then… it happened, and it was awesome.”

Misencik was golfing at The Preserve near Pequot Lakes on October 12 when he performed the feat, which comes with odds of 67 million to 1. The first came on hole number two.

“We could see it was tracking the whole way, it was all over the flag,” said assistant pro Patrick Johnson, who was playing with Misencik. “Took one bounce, and went in.”

There was plenty of yelling and high fives, and then the threesome played on.

Fast forward to hole 13, and a tee shot that Rick thought was going to put him in major trouble. “He pulls it left, and wasn’t happy, we’re thinking it’s got a chance cause it always kicks off that hill”, said Johnson. “It goes right on the green, rolls at the flag, hits it, then goes in. It was unreal.”

With odds like 67 million to 1, you’d think two holes-in-one in one round would be a rarity. In fact, the Minnesota Golf Association says at least two golfers have achieved the feat since 2001.

Okay, we’ve thought about it and we’re sorry Rick. You do deserve this once in a lifetime opportunity, so enjoy. However, with such high odds and so many occurrences, we gotta wonder: are there any NBA refs involved in all of this?

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[KARE11.com]: On round, two hole-in-ones for Minnesota golfer

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Blind woman hits hole-in-one…or so she’s told


For all you amateur hackers out there who dream about nailing that perfect shot and writing a “1” on your scorecard, prepare yourself for another devastating blow to your golfing ego. You’ve heard the stories of kids hitting a hole-in-one and old men knocking down an ace, but you’ve never ever heard of a miracle shot story like Sheila Drummond’s. And that’s because she’s the first completely blind female to ever hit a hole-in-one!

Drummond made history on the fourth hole (144-yard, par-3) at the Mahoning Valley Country Club in Lehighton, PA, and the United States Blind Golfers Association have been unable to find any record of another totally blind chick hitting a hole-in-one. The 53-year-old lost her sight 26 years ago to diabetes, but like the superhero Daredevil, it appears to have only enhanced her other senses.

They were saying, ‘It’s a great shot,’ and then I heard it hit the pin,” Drummond said.

Golf Digest published in 1999 that the odds of an amateur sinking a hole-in-one are “1 in 12,750.” They also went on to say, “That number, no doubt rises, for a blind golfer.” Geez, thanks for that bit of blatant obviousness. But what we really want to know is the odds of hitting a one-shotter for non-blind, able-bodied, sports writing hackers like us. Unfortunately, we’ve got a feeling that this broad has better odds of sinking a second no-looker before we even come within ten feet of the hole!

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[CBS4Denver.com]: Blind Woman Hits Historic Hole-In-One

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Golfer gets the thrill of a lifetime, twice

For all you hackers out there who just can’t seem to catch a break on the links, here’s yet another tale of a golfer who has done something you never will.  

Mark Converse was celebrating our nation’s independence on a Tennessee course when he nailed a hole-in-one on his fourth hole of the day.  Talk about a happy 4th of July!  Oh, but the fireworks didn’t stop there for Converse because he went on to hit a second hole-in-one on the 14th hole.  According to Golf Digest, the odds of that happening are set at a whopping 67-million-to-one!!  

What’s even worse for all you jealous types is that this isn’t the first time this guy has rejoiced over the thrill of a perfectly placed shot.  Back in 2003, Converse hit his first hole-in-one.  But, hey, at least the 37-year-old has paid his dues to the game, unlike some lucky little Tigress.  

You know, some people have all the good fortune in life and on the links.  Meanwhile, the rest of us have worry about alligators in the water hazards and rabid otters.  What’s up with that?!?!  

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[WISTV.com]: Golfer scores two holes-in-one on same round

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Nissan turns Rich Beem’s automobile dry hump into an ad

Earlier in the year, when you saw Rich Beem sink a hole-in-one at the Nissan Open and jump on top of his shiny new car, the first thing you thought was: “This is gonna be a commercial.” Well, actually, you probably thought: “You idiot! Get off your new ride! You’re f’n it up!” Either way you would have been right because we just stumbled across this Nissan ad featuring Beem and the man/car lovefest that ensued immediately following his big shot.

Wouldn’t you love to see that kind of enthusiasm out of Tiger every once in a while? We know that the fist pump is his trademark and all, but it’s okay to let loose every now and then. After all, he’s got a lot to be happy about; is slobbering all over an inanimate object really too much to ask?

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[The Golf Blog]: Nice shot, nice car