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College Basketball

NCAA Tourney Live Blog: Florida vs George Mason – 1st Half

Halftime: When GMU got it back to 2, they give up some stupid plays. Way to keep your hand up there on the final three point shot, Noah. Now you look like a moron when it misses. Good game so far in terms of competitiveness but like most of America, I’m worried that GMU won’t be able to pull this out.

Jai Lewis is coming up small so far but Campbell has got the highlight reel so far. On the Florida side, Brewer and Green have combined for 21 points so far. Perhaps GMU should start defending them.

Can someone tell Billy Donovan he’s not in the marines.

3:48: This has been a fast game. GMU is within 2 points with a chance to get it down to 1. Just as soon as I said there were no great plays, Campbell provided a highlight reel floater over Noah. GMU might want to think about guarding brewer at the 3 point line. I was hoping for a better punchline on the nakafuki surprise bud light commercial.

7:46: 18-15 Florida. GMU makes a nice little run to get it close. Billy Packer has mentioned how long Florida is about 48 times now. This game is pretty uneventful so far. No bad calls. No spectacular plays. Much like this blog entry, I reckon. Mmmmm …hmmmm. I like me some french friend potaters.

11:49: GMU down 10 already. As much as Billy Packer sucks, he’s right about Florida’s length (one of the most overused terms in basketball next “physicality”), they are just too much for GMU at this point and the dome seems to be affecting GMU’s shooting, but not Florida’s. Oh, and Mike K reminds me that Duke sucks.

14:05: Florida is taking it to GMU right now 13-6. Florida is getting most of the loose balls and rebounds. This could be a long day for all the Cinderella backers. Oh, and Joakim Noah is really damn ugly.

20:00: They are doing the introductions and I still can’t believe George Mason is in the Final Four.  And then they introduce Tony Skinn and I wonder who he’s going to punch in the nuts tonight.

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New York Mets

Mets employees, the line starts to you right

We mentioned that Anna Benson was divorcing Kris
Benson in Odds and Ends earlier today.  Some of you might have thought, “Yeah, she’s hot but what’s the big deal?”  Well, we just found out that Kris cheated on her with one of her friends.  

The only reason why anyone outside the NY area has heard of Anna Benson is because she went on Howard Stern and said that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she’d sleep with everyone on the entire team — coaches, trainers, players, even batboys.  And if  they were on the road against another team, she’d screw em too.  I wonder if the Orioles now qualify.

Going on Howard Stern is like swearing on a stack of bibles in a courtroom right? If we can’t have oral contracts on the Howard Stern show, then we are no better than the animals.

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College Basketball

Coaches want NCAA tournament field expanded again



The other tourney champs

Remember when a team won the NIT Tournament you could make the “We’re #65!” joke? Well, because of greed, we now have to say “We’re #66”. (This year, that honor goes to the South Carolina Gamecocks again. But with the NCAA tourney being as great as it has this year, the NIT champions don’t even merit their own blog entry.)

Back to the topic at hand, some coaches, most notably Jim Boeheim, want the NCAA tourney field to be expanded by “about 4 to 6” teams.

One of the most interesting parts of the book by John Feinstein called Last Dance is how the tournament went from 64 teams to 65. When the Western Athletic Conference got too big, 8 of the teams broke off to form the Moutain West Conference. Since the MWC met the criteria for an automatic tournament bid, there were going to be 31 conference bids in 2001, which would mean the at-large bids would go down by 1 to 33. However, money is always the most important factor and each at-large bid was worth at least $300,000 to a school.

The power conferences didn’t want to lose an at-large bid so they pressured the committee into coming up with a terrible solution. The NCAA decided to keep all 34 at-large bids and create a “opening round game” for 2 of the automatic conference bid teams. This results in a crappy opening round game between two small schools every year and the winner is then lead to slaughter against a #1 seed.

The current push by coaches is also money related. Because of the popularity of the tournament, coaches are judged on how often they make the tournament and how far they get. Well, an expanded field means more coaches can hang their hat on getting into the tourney. This results in better job security (if there is such a thing in college basketball) and also better contract negotiating leverage.

Of course, the tournament has been expanded in it’s history but going above 64 (65) teams is a terrible idea. Too much of a good thing.

Links:
[AP]: Coaches hope NCAA will expand tournament field

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MLB General

Holy crap, is that a shar pei or Rickey Henderson?



Best in show

Despite Rickey’s sad sad attempt to hold onto his professional baseball career, we are reminded by Sheriff Sully that the man is one of the most underrated baseball players of all time and one of the best characters in baseball history. They compiled a list of the top 25 Rickey Hendersen quotes and stories. Here are some of our favorites:

#3: In 1996, Henderson’s first season with San Diego, he boarded the team bus and was looking for a seat. Steve Finley said, “You have tenure, sit wherever you want.” Henderson looked at Finley and said, “Ten years? Ricky’s been playing at least 16, 17 years.”

#4: [Rickey] called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

#13: The morning after the Sox finished off the sweep against St. Louis last October, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.

#21: Rickey was pulled over by a San Diego police officer for speeding. As the officer was approaching Rickey’s car, the window went down a few inches and a folded $100 bill emerged. The officer let Rickey and his money head home without a ticket.

The rest of the list is hilarious as well.

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Satire

This week in sports satire for March 31 2006

Here are our favorite stories from the usual suspects.

[Sports Pickle]: Mike Krzyzewski Getting Tired of Watching All the Mike Krzyzewski Commercials

[The Brushback]: Eastern Conference Coaches Still Not Paying For Gilbert Arenas All-Star Omission

[The Log Ride]: AJ Hawk Promised Anal if he Goes in First Round…From Brady Quinn, not Laura

[The Onion]: George Mason Player Upsets Mother With Last-Second Long-Distance Call From Way Downtown

[The Onion]: Scheduling Error Leads To First-Ever NCAA Final Five

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MLB General

Baseball will probe past steroid use



You’re doing a hell of a job, Bud

As expected, Bug Selig held a press conference on Thursday to announce the start of a probe into past steroid use. The investigation will be lead by George Mitchell, currently a director of the Boston Red Sox, and chairman of The Walt Disney Company, parent of ESPN, who is producing a reality show on Barry Bonds, but Mitchell claims there will be no conflict of interest. Um… ok.

Mitchell will also only initially investigate steroid use from September 2002 forward but has the ability to go back further if need be. Considering Game of Shadows points out that Barry Bonds started using steroids in 1998 and he broke the home run record in 2001, this is ridiculous. It’s like saying someone should investigate the events that led up to 9/11 but only focusing on 2002 and beyond.

In a coincidence of timing, the probe was announced the day that Victor Conte of BALCO was released from prison after four months for distributing illegal steroids. Conte claimed:

I plan to provide evidence in the near future to prove that much of what is written in the book is untrue,” Conte told the AP. He declined to list specific inaccuracies or what evidence he would provide, but said, “It’s about the character assassination of Barry Bonds and myself.

Links:
[AP]: Baseball launches probe into Bonds, steroids; investigation criticized
[Talking Baseball]: Breaking News: Bud Selig announces steroid investigation headed by George Mitchell

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All Other Sports

Duke Lacrosse Team scandal Day 5

Well, either Day 5 or Day 17, depending on when you start the clock. In that timeline, it’s important to note that the university’s president claims Duke began investigating the incident on Wednesday March 15, yet the team played 2 more games before the story hit the papers.

Published on duke.edu is a statement by the Duke Lacrosse team captains:


The captains of the team met this morning with President Brodhead, and expressed sincere regret over the lapse in judgment in having the party on March 13 which has caused so much anguish for the Duke community and shame to our families and ourselves.

We also stated unequivocally that any allegation that a sexual assault or rape occurred is totally and transparently false.

The team has cooperated with the police in their investigation. We have provided authorities with DNA samples. The understanding is that the results of the DNA testing will be available sometime next week. The DNA results will demonstrate that these allegations are absolutely false.

Because of the intense emotions surrounding these allegations, we feel it is in the best interest of the University, the community and our families that the team should not play competitively until the DNA results verify our unequivocal denial of these allegations.

I’m quite naive in some aspects. I believe when people come out and say they aren’t guilty, that they are, in fact, not guilty. Hell, for about 3 months, I didn’t think OJ possibly could have done it.

A fact came out today that doesn’t really sit right with me. Remember we told you about the woman who called 911 because she was driving by and one of the team members called her a n******? Well, the police responded right away and found the place completely empty. At 1 in the morning. You don’t clear out a party by 1 in the morning on a college campus unless something really bad happened. Couple that with the finding of the stripper’s things at the house and it doesn’t look good for the lacrosse team.

Still, I have to point out that nothing is ever how it plays out in the press. Despite the fact that most lacrosse players are dicks, it doesn’t mean they’re rapists. Does anyone remember Tawana Brawley?

Someone is quick to remind us that the three accused men are innocent until proven guilty. However, someone should learn to spell alleged.


(via Signifying Nothing)

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Indiana Pacers

Indiana Pacers retire Reggie Millers #31

What more do I have to say that isn’t said by this video of the 1995 playoffs game 1 against the Knicks where Reggie scores 8 points in 32 seconds to beat the Knicks.

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General Sports

Odds and Ends for Fri March 31 2006: Anna Benson divorcing Kris Benson


Everyone’s favorite crazy baseball wife has decided that she’s beyond just being a baseball wife and has filed for divorce. I wonder if the Mets will try to get Kris Benson back now. He’s always claimed that they traded him to the Orioles because of his “impulsive” wife. No statement from Anna on her website about the divorce.

In other news…

[Chicago Tribune]: NFL could get more than $300 for the rights to broadcast games on the internet.

[Off Wing Opinion]: U.S. Soccer Player Assaulted In Belgium

[Philly.com]: Sometimes I don’t think Florida deserves a baseball team.

[Raiders.MVN]: Rumor: the Raiders are looking to make a deal with the ravens that would involve swapping number one picks, the Raiders giving up Jerry porter and recieving Suggs a second and a third next year.

[the700level.com]: Umm.. not all Eagles fans are like this. (video)

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All Other Sports

3 alleged rapists named in Duke lacrosse team scandal

The Smoking Gun has published the search warrant obtained by the North Carolina police to search the premises of house where the alleged rape took place.

Included in the warrant are the names of the three alleged rapists.


The victim stated she tried to leave and the three males (Adam, Bret, and Matt) forcefully held her legs and arms and sexually assaulted her anally, vaginally and orally. The victim states she was hit, kicked and stranged during the assault and she attempted to defend herself, but was overpowered. The victim reported she was sexually assaulted for an approximate 30 minute time period by the three males.

As a way to thwart us hardworking bloggers, Duke University has removed the lacrosse team roster from their site. However, this is the internet and there’s more than one way to skin a cat. By looking over the 2006 stats, we were able to weed out the names of all the Duke players. See Duke, information wants to be free.

Ok, I better put a disclaimer here. We’re not saying these are the guys who did it. Innocent until proven guilty. But, the victim stated that her three attackers were team members. So, my extensive investigative expertise (learned from Encyclopedia Brown) yields only 1 Bret, 3 Matts, and 0 Adams.

Another aspect of this case is the media coverage of it. This is a story that didn’t make ESPN (i.e. national) coverage until the sordid details started filtering out. Yet, Dhani Jones getting arrested for dancing in Miami Beach makes Sportscenter immediately. I don’t often play the race card but this has me scratching my head more than Adam Morrison.

One piece of reporting that I question is that 15 members of the team had prior charges including underage alcohol possession, having open containers of alcohol, loud noise and public urination. I understand this is relevant, but is it really relevant? It’s practically a rite of passage in college to drink beer, make noise and urinate in public. Yes, technically, they had prior charges but the AP headline was “15 Duke lacrosse players had prior charges”, which leads you to believe they have something criminal in their backgrounds. Sorry, but being a drunk asshole isn’t really that big of a crime. (Yes, I know, headlines are sensationalistic and I’m being naive.)

This scandal will catapult Duke lacrosse into the national conciousness negatively for a long time. As much as I dislike the overuse of the term “perfect storm” (thanks to that terrible book and movie), this guy has got it right when detailing why this story is front page news: rape and gender, race, class, timing, and the team’s foolhardy adherence to a code of silence.

Barry Bonds on the juice gets the attention of sports junkies and makes the rounds on the sports blogs. Duke lacrosse players raping a black woman gets on everyone’s radar.

Reactions from the blogosphere:

[Justice 4 Two Sisters]: This blog is keeping track of a ton of the blog entries on this scandal.

[My All time top 5]: “If the lacrosse scandal turns out to be true… and as much as I hope it’s not, it’s hard to shake what appears to be serious evidence to the contrary or at the very least, a major violation of “the stupid rule”… not only does it smear every good student at the University and obliterate any semblance of relations with Durham, but most importantly, it’s a lasting, stinging reinforcement of the Duke Prick Stereotype: that if you’re a rich white kid, you can do no wrong. Get in, get out, get your 6-figure i-banking job, and don’t give a shit about anybody else.”

[Under the Dryer]: “To Devon Sherwood, the lone African-American player on the Duke University Men’s Lacrosse Team. (this is listed on Duke University Athletics public website www.goduke.com) I know you are a freshman, you are probably on scholarship, you are the only brother on this team. I’d be scared to death in some ways if I were you. Despite all this, I am appealing to you young soldier to come forward and tell what you know and or saw and see that these your sisters receive the justice they deserve. This could have been your mother, your sister, your cousin, your girlfriend,your classmate. They are college students just like you, one is a mother, trying to support her children and make a better life. What are you going to do? The activist Angela Davis said “If they come for me in the morning, they will come for you in the afternoon.” Don’t think you can’t or won’t be racially terrorized my brother. You OWE all the hundreds of thousands of our forbearer whose backs YOU stand on, who suffered, worked, protested,marched, sat-in, bled, and died so that you could go to an institution who historically did not always admit African-Americans to be educated or play organized sports. YOU OWE THEM DEVON. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HOW LONG WILL YOU SIT AND LET THESE SISTERS SUFFER?”