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NFL General

Time to break your bookie’s legs

You know all those emails that promise you how they pick NFL games at an AMAZING! 70/75/80% of the time? They’re full of crap. If you can get 60% of your games right against the spread, you can make some serious dough. Well, this year, all you had to do was pick the favorites. Aside from the Colts’ season of perfection story line, this has been one boring year in the NFL if you believe the math geeks.

The oddsmakers in Las Vegas set the lines so that the underdogs usually cover because the casual fan/office jackass/tourist usually bets the chalk. However, the favorites covered 63% of the time this year. This is only the 3rd time since 1998 that the favorites have covered more than 50% and the other two years, they barely got above .500. Of course, I’m sure this is the year all you gambling junkies decided the underdog was the way to go.

By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what “Betting the Chalk” means, I found a great explanation here.

Chalk – When a horse is the favorite — or has the most money bet on it — that horse is termed the “chalk.” Interestingly, this term comes from the pre-computer era of the bookie. When a bookie recorded bets on a blackboard, the odds would change over and over as more and more people bet on the favorite. The horse became known as the “chalk” because the horse’s name would disappear in chalk dust as the bookie constantly erased and lowered the horse’s odds.

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Green Bay Packers

Breaking News: Packers hire Mike McCarthy as Head Coach

ESPN is reporting that the Packers have hired someone nobody outside of San Francisco has heard of. Mike McCarthy, offensive coordinator of a team ranked DEAD LAST in offense and developer of a franchise quarterback who didn’t get a TD until week 17, gets the nod over Wade Phillips, Ron Rivera, Tim Lewis, Jim Bates, Maurice Carthon, and Sean Payton. The reason McCarthy was hired? He has a relationship with Brett Favre, a QB who should’ve retired 2 years ago.

Good work, Ted Thompson.

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College Football

Stanford needs strippers to recruit football players

The Bay Area is a great place, but let’s say you’re a top high school football player trying to decide where you want to go for college, would you rather go to a school with girls who look like this and this or would you rather go to Stanford, where the girls, well… don’t? We thought so too.

So it comes as no surprise that Stanford football players entertained recruits by taking them to a San Francisco strip club called New Century. NCAA rules allot $30 per host per day for recruiting expenses. The best part is that the players turned in “numerous, handwritten ‘receipts’ for $20 each”. Last time I checked, having Destiny write her number on a cocktail napkin isn’t really a receipt.

[SFGate.com]: Stanford recruits visited strip club
2003 incidents, revealed in lawsuit, didn’t violate rules at time

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NFL General

Why isn’t the Lingerie Bowl free?


poor tackling technique

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t exactly want to see a bunch of corpses dancing around during halftime of the Super Bowl, which is why the Lingerie Bowl makes so much sense. A bunch of scantily clad women running around pretending to play football and tackling/grappling/wrestling each other to the ground? Sign me up! But like all great things in this country, it’s going to cost you $19.99 on PPV.

Let’s say the PPV event gets 200,000 buys (a generous figure) at $20 a pop. That’s $4M in revenue. That’s worth approximately 60 seconds of ad time for the Super Bowl. Yeah, we know not nearly as many people will tune in for the Lingerie Bowl as the Super Bowl but, last I checked, a lot of straight men watch the SB and straight men like hot chicks in lingerie no matter what they’re doing. I bet enough people would rather tune into Lingerie Bowl III than watch the Rolling Stones and whatever no talent American Idol loser they trot out at halftime. Come on Bodog, free the Lingerie Bowl!

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NHL General

NHL Power Rankings Roundup Jan 11 2006

Here are the NHL Power Rankings by top sites this week.

Rank TSN.ca ESPN FoxSports Sportsline SI Yahoo
1 Flyers Red Wings Senators Flyers Flyers Senators
2 Senators Kings Flyers Senators Senators Flyers
3 Red Wings Senators Hurricanes Red Wings Red Wings Red Wings
4 Rangers Sabres Red Wings Hurricanes Hurricanes Sabres
5 Kings Flyers Stars Stars Predators Kings
6 Stars Hurricanes Predators Flames Flames Hurricanes
7 Hurricanes Canucks Sabres Sabres Sabres Stars
8 Flames Rangers Flames Leafs Stars Flames
9 Predators Flames Rangers Kings Kings Predators
10 Sabres Leafs Kings Predators Rangers Leafs
11-30 more more more more more more

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Golf

Donald Trump extends being a douchebag to Golf course

Who says there’s no good programming on TV anymore? Donald Trump has come to save sports! The reality show blowhard announced plans for a golf “tournament” in May which will air on ESPN in July.


I am personally going to give $1 million to the one golfer who can prove they have the skill and nerve it takes to survive under the most extreme pressure.

And by “personally give $1M”, he means that he’ll reroute the $15,000 entry fee from the 100 contestants. The top winner takes home $1M, the runner up gets $150,000, and so forth. In order to be in the money, you have to finish 10th, which pays $20,000. The top 10 players out of a 54 hole tourney compete in a 9 hole playoff with one person getting knocked out each hole. On top of the stiff entry fee, each entrant has to write an essay about their life experiences in order to qualify. (Hey look, there’s a human element!)

If I were a billionaire who hated Donald Trump, I’d pay someone $1M to just go Al Czervik on Judge Trump and nail him in the nuts. I think that’d be worth my money.

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Detroit Pistons

Pistons Dance Team Calendar Pornographic?


We call it art

A group calling themselves American Decency Association has complained to Pistons officials that the “Automotion” Dance Team calendar is pornographic and should be pulled from shelves.


To me, this is a form of prostitution,” Barbara Rotary told the News after seeing the calendar while Christmas shopping and complaining to the Pistons and the decency organization. “The Pistons are profiting from using women’s bodies this way.

Listen, honey (Decency feminazis hate when you call them honey), I just got back from the Palms in Las Vegas where you’ll see all forms of prostitution. A swimsuit calendar ain’t it. Imagine the American Decency Association’s reaction to the Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleader Lingerie Calender.

[FoxSports]: Pistons dance team calendar draws a foul

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NBA General

NBA Power Ranking Roundup Jan 10 2006

Here are this week’s NBA Power Rankings from around the web.

[Sportsline]: 1. Pistons 2. Mavericks 3. Spurs 4. Cavaliers 5. Suns …more
[ESPN]: 1. Pistons 2. Spurs 3. Mavericks 4. Nets 5. Suns …more
[SI.com]: 1. Pistons 2. Spurs 3. Mavericks 4. Suns 5. Grizzlies …more
[FoxSports]: 1. Pistons 2. Mavericks 3. Spurs 4. Heat 5. Nets …more
[NBA.com]: 1. Pistons 2. Spurs 3. Mavericks 4.Cavaliers 5. Nets …more

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Cleveland Cavaliers

Who is Damon Jones and why does he have a shoe?


Damon Jones wears Li-Ning

Watch out LeBron, Damon Jones (career 7ppg / 2rpg player) is gunning for you. Jones is the first NBA player to promote Li-Ning shoes and according to the Li-Ning website, they are HOT! Jones signed the deal at a press conference in downtown Cleveland and announced:


My shoes are going to become best sellers. It’s going to be Yao Ming, LeBron James and then Damon Jones.

If this works, Reebok and Nike (well, Iverson and LeBron’s bank accounts) are in big trouble.

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NHL General

NHL games on your video iPod

It’s what everyone absolutely no one has been waiting for: the ability to watch hockey games on a screen smaller than Marcus Vicks’ brain. The NHL is “very close” to a deal with Apple to allow video downloading.

What hockey game is so awesome that I absolutely must see it on my iPod right away? Talk about wasting your time on something. Whatever distribution genius thought this one up should be fired and/or shot.

[Kukla’s Korner]: NHL Deal With iPod Very Close