We’re pretty sure that this was prompted by Tony Parker getting sick of everyone asking him why he wasn’t getting any — Eva Longoria went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show (the world is indeed ending) and announced that she and Tony were still having sex and that the rumor that she was holding out for the duration of the playoffs / until they were married is false.
Well, that makes us sleep better at night.
In other news…
[Star Tribune]: Woman sues ex-Viking over credit card
[NY Post]: Stephon Marbury and his $15 sneakers ready for world domination on Oprah
[The Offside]: Let’s hope he washed his hands before returning to goal.
[Sports By Brooks]: Warriors owner owes the IRS $160M in unpaid taxes.
[SI.com]: Ideas to shorten sporting events
[11 Alive]: Blind 106 year old bowler is better than you
And finally, Michael Vick actually gets some good news. It turns out that his herpes will protect him from bubonic plague and other germs. Unfortunately, there’s no immunization from animal rights activists.
