Here’s video of Dolphins coach Cam Cameron addressing Miami fans and talking about the selection of Ted Ginn Jr with the ninth pick.
Note to Cam: when your fanbase desperately wants a QB to be the next Marino, it’s best not to tell them how the guy you just took with #9 is gonna be a great punt returner.
In other news…
[Miami Herald]: Wanna get out of jury duty? Take Bill Parcells fishing
[STLSportsMag.com]: Chris Berman reminds us why he is a waste of space
[BBC Sport]: Nantes goalkeeper Nantes quits team after being threatened by fans
[Star Tribune]: Tommy Morrison tests negative for HIV (somehow)
[Reuters]: Pakistan cricket coach was poisoned then strangled
[The Consumerist]: Tips on scoring tickets to a baseball game
[Steroid Nation]: Neither Bud Selig nor Hank Aaron will be there when Bonds breaks the HR record but MC Hammer will… so he’s got that going for him.
And finally, in the tradition of TonyHomo.com by Drew Bledsoe, comes Dicegay.com: Carl Pavano’s Blog. (We suspect it’s the same guy behind both sites.) “First, though, let me give all y’all what you want: a pitch-by-pitch recap of Dice-Gay’s first start against the mighty Yankees. Pitch 1: Shitty as balls. Pitch 2-108: See pitch one.” Who knew that Carl Pavano and Herbert Kornfeld were the same person. (Hat Tip: Our Book of Scrap)