You’d think that a national football and college basketball championship would have the Florida boosters in fine form. But this story about a robbery is an excellent example of how they are just dropping the ball:
On Saturday, a UF student was taking kegs out of his truck when [five] men approached him. One 6-foot-4, 280-pound man attempted to steal his keg, cutting his neck in the process, according to the report. The cut was 5 to 6 inches long, the report states, and it appeared to be the result of a fingernail or ring.
The suspect was a Gator football player who had to be restrained from attacking the victim a few times by four of his teammates. Look at the travesty here. Why does a Florida Gator football player feel the need to rob a man of his keg? Shouldn’t the football players have unlimited access to the local beer distributor? After all, they are champions! For shame, Gator boosters, for shame. (Hat tip: Loserwith socks)
In other news…
[Fish stripes]: Dontrelle Willis pitches as his wife prepares to give birth
[Deseret News]: Andrei Kirilenko and Jerry Sloan just lost in translation
[Ben Maller]: Tigers Sean Casey comes home from a road trip to find his car on cinder blocks at the airport
[The Offside]: A book sheds more light (eccchhhh) on Wayne Rooney nailing a 48 year old grandmother/prostitute
[Can’t Stop the Bleeding]: Toriiiiii Hunter almost suspended three years for giving champagne
[[email protected]]: Yao Ming needs a strong postseason to define his legacy
[WBRS Sports]: The Orioles to offer groupies free mustache ride
And finally, if the Kansas City Royals adopted the My Name is Earl scratch and sniff episode promotion, would it just smell like garbage?