Old people are funny
The Nets released the names of the 15 members to make up the teams new dance squad, and then the Nets male fan base rushed off to Google pictures of the new grey haired bombshells. Thats right, grey haired! The Nets new dance team is made up of senior citizens ranging in ages from 59 to 82.
[The Senior Dance Team] will likely be performing to hip-hop once they take the court. That’s because Petra Pope, the Nets’ senior director of entertainment and event marketing who supervises in-game entertainment for the team, has seen how a swinging senior always draws the biggest applause during halfcourt dance contests. “We turn on hip-hop for the senior, to mix it up,” Pope said. “When they start dancing, the crowd goes crazy.
Come on Jay-Z, Jigga, Jay-Hova, Joe Camel, whatever your name is. How did Mr. Roc-A-Fella approve the formation of a group of geriatric gyrators instead of one made up from the normal groupies that can be found shakin like a salt shaker in all of his videos? Well, management had better make sure the batteries are charged in their medical alert bracelets before they hit the court.
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[NJ.com]: Seniors show they haven’t lost a step