Roll up bitch! Roll up!
You read that headline and immediately imagined Stephen Jackson kicking a guy in a toppled over wheelchair right? So did we. But before they had the good sense to change it, that’s exactly what the Indy Star had in their news feed. It turns out Jackson kicked a guy with a short arm. And while technically the guy was disabled, it’s nowhere near as egregious as kicking a guy without the use of his legs (presumably cause the guy can’t kick back). We like funny/ironic headlines as much as the next guy but that was tantamount to saying “Michael Jackson touches young boy” and not mentioning that it was on the shoulder. In any case, Stephen Jackson has apologized and is “happy to be alive“… blah blah blah… but he will still be charged with a felony in the strip club incident.
In other news…
[MSNBC]: Stern tells players to stop bitching about his new balls
[AZ Central]: Floyd Landis REALLY wants you to believe him
[The State]: Spurrier “probably” sorry for humiliating assistant coach
[Sign On San Diego]: Is $2000 really enough for that inevitable “ring stinger”?
[The Golf Blog]: Play Burnout Revenge vs Natalie Gulbis… ummm.. wouldn’t Tiger Woods 07 be more appropriate?
[MSNBC]: Yankees aren’t trading A-Rod, Cashman claims
[Jacksonville.com]: Vote for the top college fight song
[IHT]: Oh thank god… chess championship to be unified
[There’s Your Karma]: “if my understanding of aging beef is correct, a Bevo XIII Appreciation Dinner can be scheduled for, oh, 10 days out.”