Stephen A Smith haters, your time is now. Act now for your chance to have an “In-Studio visit with Stephen A. Smith”! This auction on ebay gives you two tickets to a taping of Quite Frankly (approximate value $.25), lunch for two at the ESPN Zone in NYC (approx value $40), two tickets to the First Annual NY Sports Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, and a chance to meet Stephen A. Smith (approximate value $.01 to $1,000 depending on whether you plan to heckle him.). Note that the winning bid doesn’t include transportation or accomodations. So far there are three bidders and the bidding is at $581.
Think about it. How many times has Stephen A ruined your basketball watching experience by popping up with a special report or yelling his opinions at you? How often have you had to mute ESPN because of this loudmouthed blowhard? How much satisfaction would it give you smack the lame-ass thin mustache off this weasly looking assclown? Remember, this is the guy who said that you should kick field goals on third down because if you miss, you can try again on fourth down. Don’t do it just for yourself. Do it for America!
We need to point out that the auction is for a good cause — the V Foundation. And we need to stress that we don’t really want someone to smack Stephen A Smith for legal reasons. Although if God smacked him, that’d be cool.