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Here’s your chance to slap Stephen A. Smith

Stephen A Smith haters, your time is now. Act now for your chance to have an “In-Studio visit with Stephen A. Smith”! This auction on ebay gives you two tickets to a taping of Quite Frankly (approximate value $.25), lunch for two at the ESPN Zone in NYC (approx value $40), two tickets to the First Annual NY Sports Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, and a chance to meet Stephen A. Smith (approximate value $.01 to $1,000 depending on whether you plan to heckle him.). Note that the winning bid doesn’t include transportation or accomodations. So far there are three bidders and the bidding is at $581.

Think about it. How many times has Stephen A ruined your basketball watching experience by popping up with a special report or yelling his opinions at you? How often have you had to mute ESPN because of this loudmouthed blowhard? How much satisfaction would it give you smack the lame-ass thin mustache off this weasly looking assclown? Remember, this is the guy who said that you should kick field goals on third down because if you miss, you can try again on fourth down. Don’t do it just for yourself. Do it for America!

We need to point out that the auction is for a good cause — the V Foundation. And we need to stress that we don’t really want someone to smack Stephen A Smith for legal reasons. Although if God smacked him, that’d be cool.

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected]

3 replies on “Here’s your chance to slap Stephen A. Smith”

too much yelling — I’m not that type of person who enjoys getting yelled at for entertainment (like those morning shows on the radio…who wants to hear yelling first thing in the morning? but I digress). So I generally dislike SAS.

But Quite Frankly is actually pretty good. You Philly fans have to admit that his Iverson interview is one of the better Iverson moments.

most of us didn’t se eit — mainly because we are completely ashamed of SAS.  Even though he’s a NYC guy, he gets lumped in with the philly media because he writes for the Inquirer.    

comments by stephen on Imus — stephen wishes he had the nerve to echo Jason Whitlock’s view on Imus’s comments…..Jason is a seasoned PRO (read that stephen)who is not afraid to post his views….
Stephen just has the nerve, on ESPN, to compare Pacman Jones’s suspension to what Imus said..Are you Serious??  A drunken strip club shooting that left someone paralyzed to comments made by a radio host clearly meant in the same vein that african american use when saying that term daily…ESPN should step up and fire him…I will act like the sponsors who left imus’s show..i will not watch ESPN whenb this disgrace to the african american race is on…go join sharpton and jackson and your own rallies.

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