I am reluctantly your father
Can we start a fund for Randy Johnson’s love child? Maybe then she can afford to finally meet her father who won’t even return her phone calls. An Arizona couple won a charity auction to have dinner with Randy Johnson, his wife Lisa, and 20 of their friends. Ironically, the auction was to benefit the notMYkid organization. (You couldn’t make this stuff up.)
It’s too bad we didn’t know about this sooner. I’m sure all the sports bloggers could’ve raised more than $7,000, won the auction, and then invite Randy’s love child to dinner. That, friends, would be high comedy. (via The Hater Nation / Photo from Boston Dirt Dogs)
In other news…
[Yahoo]: Shocking! Sean Taylor gets special treatment and cops a plea
[ESPN]: Avery Johnson’s wife could be charged with assault for mixing it up with Suns fans
[Fire Dusty Baker]: Bad groundskeeping reason for Cubs losing
[Mr. Mack]: The All-Rotten Hall of Fame
[Off Wing Opinion]: Goalie scores all the way across the pitch
