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The key to picking up chicks is texting



This is my texting finger

We have no idea who Shane Warne is but apparently, he is the cricket world’s answer to Wilt Chamberlain. His method of seduction? Heavy texting.

Last year, during a split with his wife as a result of a previous affair, he was caught cheating again having sex with a woman on the hood of his BMW. Of course a “friend” of the woman’s found her cell phone and released all the dirty text messages that Warne had sent her. He actually comes off as rather desperate for a professional athlete.

On Sunday, he was at it again. This time, a British tabloid (do they have regular newspapers in Britain?) released more text messages and photos of his three-way with two models, Emma Kearney and Coralie Eichholtz. Coralie was also the model who punched out Cameron Diaz for stepping on her dress. Is there anything this girl won’t do for publicity?


Shane blew our minds. He was so fit. I’d give him top marks for more than satisfying us. He was talking dirty all the time. It was full-on, hardcore and we had a great time. In the trouser department, he was above average.

Dammit, just once we’d like someone to say that about us. How much would that cost?

Links:

[IBNLive]: Caught out! Shane sex romp taped
[News of the world]: Photo Slideshow (NSFW)

[Mirror.co.uk]: SHANE’S AT IT AGAIN

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

One reply on “The key to picking up chicks is texting”

At least the Brits have standards — “Six days later, he messaged: “What about i meet you somewhere in the open and you can be standing there in the rain i can come meet you and then f*** you? X”. Another text was so steamy it cannot be printed.”

Wow.  If this text was tame enough to be printed, how the hell steamy is the one that can’t be printed?  It must just be like a cell image of two people banging.

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