England Soccer stars vs Prostitutes

Say NO to hookers, mate

The Women’s National Commission has asked the coach and players of the England National team to discourage fans from using prostitutes during the World Cup finals even though prostitution is legal in Germany.

Let’s see, a lot of drunk guys with 40,000+ prostitutes roaming the streets. It’s highly unlikely that any soccer player will be able to dissuade a fan that might want to…uh.. sample the local flavor, especially since one of the stars, Wayne Rooney, is a regular contributor to hookers’ retirement funds. Let’s hope the ladies he choose look slighly better than the one Denny Neagle chose.


By Vin

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