“Itchy Pujols”: now that’s creative!
There’s no avoiding it any longer, fantasy sports are American males’, and some females’, primary obsession in life. You might say that you love your spouse and your kids, but we know where the true emotion lies. Remember when you blew off going to church so you could fine-tune your lineup before the early kickoffs? Or what about the time you skipped your kid’s recital in order to watch a Monday Night Football blowout because Jason Elam was your kicker and you trailed by seven points? Of course, the biggie was when you forgot about your anniversary while pondering over the name of your team. Well, thanks to FantasyTeamNames.net, you can avoid the last disaster by simply stealing someone else’s creative moniker. Here’s a list of the current top ten fantasy team names.
9.Suck My Ditka
6.Vanek at the Disco
5.Human Growth Whore Moans
4.Travis Henry is My Dad
3.My Vick In A Box
1.Byrnes When I Peavy
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[MMAMania.com]: Forget about Kimbo for a second. Rampage vs. Griffin is right around the corner!
[WaitingForNextYear.com]: One day closer to the field for Terrelle Pryor
[Newsday.com]: What?! Becky Hammon is a filthy traitor!? Wait, who’s Becky Hammon?
[OnDeckFantasy.com]: Top 10 NBA ballers that you’d probably consider punching in the face
[Bleacher Report]: Notre Dame hates Urban Meyer
[MMA Stomping Grounds]: Dana White still has a big [expletive deleted] announcement to make, just you [expletive deleted] wait and see
[phillyBurbs.com]: Wrestling’s greatest feuds – Taz vs. Sabu
[Tirico Suave]: Tiger Woods, you do not impress Harvey Bars
[YouTube.com]: Wii Fit, it’s not just for chicks anymore
And finally, from Awful Announcing, more Deep Thoughts with our boy Jeff Van Gundy.