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Time to break your bookie’s legs

You know all those emails that promise you how they pick NFL games at an AMAZING! 70/75/80% of the time? They’re full of crap. If you can get 60% of your games right against the spread, you can make some serious dough. Well, this year, all you had to do was pick the favorites. Aside from the Colts’ season of perfection story line, this has been one boring year in the NFL if you believe the math geeks.

The oddsmakers in Las Vegas set the lines so that the underdogs usually cover because the casual fan/office jackass/tourist usually bets the chalk. However, the favorites covered 63% of the time this year. This is only the 3rd time since 1998 that the favorites have covered more than 50% and the other two years, they barely got above .500. Of course, I’m sure this is the year all you gambling junkies decided the underdog was the way to go.

By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what “Betting the Chalk” means, I found a great explanation here.

Chalk – When a horse is the favorite — or has the most money bet on it — that horse is termed the “chalk.” Interestingly, this term comes from the pre-computer era of the bookie. When a bookie recorded bets on a blackboard, the odds would change over and over as more and more people bet on the favorite. The horse became known as the “chalk” because the horse’s name would disappear in chalk dust as the bookie constantly erased and lowered the horse’s odds.

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Why isn’t the Lingerie Bowl free?


poor tackling technique

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t exactly want to see a bunch of corpses dancing around during halftime of the Super Bowl, which is why the Lingerie Bowl makes so much sense. A bunch of scantily clad women running around pretending to play football and tackling/grappling/wrestling each other to the ground? Sign me up! But like all great things in this country, it’s going to cost you $19.99 on PPV.

Let’s say the PPV event gets 200,000 buys (a generous figure) at $20 a pop. That’s $4M in revenue. That’s worth approximately 60 seconds of ad time for the Super Bowl. Yeah, we know not nearly as many people will tune in for the Lingerie Bowl as the Super Bowl but, last I checked, a lot of straight men watch the SB and straight men like hot chicks in lingerie no matter what they’re doing. I bet enough people would rather tune into Lingerie Bowl III than watch the Rolling Stones and whatever no talent American Idol loser they trot out at halftime. Come on Bodog, free the Lingerie Bowl!

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Kate Beckinsale thinks the NFL is gay

I love Kate Beckinsale. Love her. No one looks better in black leather vampire gear. Now why did she have to ruin it by talking?

It’s like rugby except they wear armour and scream a lot. It’s completely poofy. (They do) the gayest dances when they score.

Then she called baseball (apple pie!) a game for little girls. I’m tempted to give her husband shit for despising American Footbal but any man who can convince Kate to do bad things on camera is all right by me.

[FemaleFirst.co.uk]: Kate Beckinsale Labels NFL ‘Poofy’
[Saturdaysarugbyday]: Not sure I totally agree …

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NFL All Pro Team named

The Associated Press named their All Pro team today in a long press release that just managed to tire me out.  I know you guys have as much ADD as I do so here’s the list so you don’t have to read the commentary.

QB: Peyton Manning
RB: Shaun Alexander, Tiki Barber
FB: Mack Strong
WR: Steve Smith, Chad Johnson
TE: Antonio Gates (unanimous)
OL: Jeff Saturday, Walter Jones, Steve Hutchinson, Brian Waters, Alan Faneca, Willie Anderson

LB: Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs, Derrick Brooks, Al Wilson
DL: Dwight Freeney,Jamal Williams, Richard Seymour Osi Umenyiora
S: Bob Sanders, Troy Polamalu
CB: Champ Bailer, Ronde Barber

ST: Neil Rackers (K), Jerome Mathis (KR), Brian Moorman (P)

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Coaching Carousel and Rumor Mill for Jan 9th

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Lynn Swann is running for PA governor

Over the next three days, Lynn Swann is making the rounds in the major Pennsylvania cities to announce his candidacy for governor. First Steve Largent became a congressman and now Swann is going to be a governor? What’s next, TO as foreign ambassador?

I’m not sure how Swann is going to do. I realize that Ed Rendell, an avid Eagles fan, is the current governor but there’s a little divide in Pennsylvania I’ll let you folks in on. While Pittsburgh residents don’t think much about their state rivals to the east, Philadelphians hate people from Western Pennsylvania and that includes former Steelers. Well, Philadelphians hate everyone so I guess Swanny’s got a good a chance as anyone.


[Philly.com]: SWANN SONG: I’M RUNNING FOR GUV

[LynnSwannTeam88.com]:Swann’s Campaign site

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Coaching Carousel and Rumor Mill for Jan 3rd

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NFL Coaching Hot Seat Update: Jan 3 2006


Gone!

Here are the current odds on head coach firings:

  • Mike Martz: 1-5 FIRED
  • Dom Capers: 1-5 FIRED
  • Mike Tice: 3-1 FIRED
  • Jim Haslett: 2-1 “dismissed”
  • Norv Turner: 2-1 FIRED
  • Mike Mullarkey: 8-1
  • Mike Sherman: no line FIRED
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Dodgers Owner proposes 65,000 seat NFL stadium

Now that Milton Bradley is no longer a problem, Frank McCourt has decided he wants to take on the headache (and lucrative investment) of an expansion NFL team.  The Boston Herald has reported that his quiet attempt to build a stadium and own a franchise has upset local politicians who are heavily pushing for the Colliseum as the home of the LA team.  The problem with McCourt owning a team is that it ruins the Matt Leinart to New Orleans Saints scenario where Benson moves the team to LA so Matt can finish what he started.

[LA Observed]: McCourt’s NFL Gambit
[Boston Herald]: Artful Dodger – Now, he’s McCourting the NFL

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Coaching Hot Seat


Heading for Bastille Day

Here are the current odds on firings:

  • Mike Martz: 1-5
  • Dom Capers: 1-5
  • Mike Tice: 3-1
  • Jim Haslett: 2-1
  • Norv Turner: 2-1
  • Mike Mullarkey: 8-1