Who says there’s no good programming on TV anymore? Donald Trump has come to save sports! The reality show blowhard announced plans for a golf “tournament” in May which will air on ESPN in July.
I am personally going to give $1 million to the one golfer who can prove they have the skill and nerve it takes to survive under the most extreme pressure.
And by “personally give $1M”, he means that he’ll reroute the $15,000 entry fee from the 100 contestants. The top winner takes home $1M, the runner up gets $150,000, and so forth. In order to be in the money, you have to finish 10th, which pays $20,000. The top 10 players out of a 54 hole tourney compete in a 9 hole playoff with one person getting knocked out each hole. On top of the stiff entry fee, each entrant has to write an essay about their life experiences in order to qualify. (Hey look, there’s a human element!)
If I were a billionaire who hated Donald Trump, I’d pay someone $1M to just go Al Czervik on Judge Trump and nail him in the nuts. I think that’d be worth my money.
