Pregame: Nice of them to bring back all the MVPs. Having everyone on the same stage reinforces that Larry Brown is clearly the worst MVP of all time. And in case you were wondering, Super Bowl XVI MVP was Joe Montana and Super Bowl VII MVP was Miami Dolphin Safety Jake Scott.
The degenerate gamblers get their first fix as the coin toss comes up tails. It’s always tails. This is the easiest bet the whole game.
Michele Tafoya tells us something we didn’t know – Jerome Bettis is originally from Detroit. I’m hoping that if there’s a bet on number of times they go to Tafoya or Kolber, it goes under. God how I pray it’s the under.
12:36 Decent opening drive by the Seahawks stalls when Hasselbeck misses an open receiver and gets sacked on the next play. Steelers get the ball at the 20.
I’m sorry, Burger King actually thinks anyone wants to download this Whopperette commercial onto their cell phones? And why hasn’t the king scored a TD yet? I’ve got big money on this.
9:39 Steelers fans can’t be happy with this drive that got nowhere. So far the Seahawks look like the looser team.
5:44 Tom Rouen stinks. Expect to see Jerome Bettis next series and all the crap that goes along with it.
4:14 Pittsburgh looks absolutely terrible on offense. Seahawks get it back at midfield after a nifty run back by Peter Warrick.
V for Vengeance looks awesome. But it’s kinda ruining the SB party atmosphere. This P Diddy Diet Pepsi commmercial is a complete waste of money.
2:00 DJack is making his bid for MVP. Spoke too soon. He just had PI in the end zone to wipe out his TD. Replay shows that it was a VERY weak call.
0:22 Seattle scores first with a 47 yard FG.
Wow. Aleve allows you to be a complete dork. I didn’t even recognize Leonard Nimoy.
0:00 Another three and out for the Steelers and we’ve reached the end of the first quarter. And man, can Jerry Rice DANCE!
