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Joey Porter is either retarded or a genius part 2

Joey Porter was lying in wait and Jerramy Stevens stepped right into his lair. You knew Joey couldn’t keep his mouth shut for long and Stevens finally gave him an excuse to take the muzzle off. After Stevens did his best Doc Holliday impression (“I’ll be your huckleberry”) and said that it’d be sad when Bettis leaves without a trophy, Porter went ape shit and called Stevens “a first-round bust who barely made some plays this season”. Porter then removed his cubic zirconias and assumed the fighting position.

Stevens probably shouldn’t have said what he said but if Joey needs this kind of stuff to get himself pumped for the big game, the Steelers are in trouble. This is great for the media, but in the end, will have no bearing on the game. The Seahawks will still win Super Bowl XL.

By Vin

Vin is a Philly boy who shouldn't be invited into your house because he'll judge you on your book and music collection. He owns Dawkins, Utley, Iverson, and Lindros jerseys, which is all you really need to know about him. He can be reached at [email protected].

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