Remember the guy who tried to hold Livan Hernandez’s glove for ransom? I don’t think anyone really thought the Doug Floutie drop kick was that historic but apparently the Pro Football Hall of Fame does so they tried to track down the football. Well, some jackass in Boston is trying to hold the football for ransom.
Here are his demands:
1. Payment of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND ($100,000.00) DOLLARS [lawyer’s capitals] on delivery of the football.2. A guarantee of eight (8) season tickets for 25 years in the end zone (preferably sections 142 or 143).
a. The season tickets will be paid for annually by my client at the then going price for season tickets. The Patriots would not be expected to pay for the tickets.
3. Delivery by the Patriots to my client sometime in September, 2006, of a Tom Brady Patriots’ football jersey signed by all the team members as of the beginning of the next football season.
Thankfully, the New England Patriots told him to go cram it with walnuts. What a moron. If you want to get rich quick, all you have to do is sell an uneaten hot dog from a championship game.
[Boston.com]: A get-rich kick scheme fails
