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Tiger Woods is human. After a two month winning streak, Tiger played his worst golf since the U.S. Open. Tiger lost in the first round of the World Match Play Championship to Shaun Micheel 4 and 3, his worst loss ever in match play. Micheel is ranked 77th in the world golf rankings.
I just had a hard time with my pace, and if you have a hard time with your pace, it’s hard to read greens,” Woods said. “It got a little better in the afternoon on the back nine, but by then it was already too late.
Asked what he would do, Woods said he was going to go home, roll around in his money and then bang his ridiculously hot wife. Or maybe he said he’d go hit the gym. We’d choose the former though.
In other news…
[Detroit Free Press]: A state representative is proposing a bill that allows Lions fans to start drinking and dawn and wave signs ripping management. Re-election!
[SignOnSanDiego]: Former home of Bush’s parents put on market for $775,000
[Inside Bay Area]: Chargers’ Steve Foley might face DUI since getting shot wasn’t punishment enough
[The Offside]: Celtic (Scottish soccer team) fan will only eat green foods for an entire season
[No Man’s Land]: Who the hell thought of Beach Tennis?
[Flyers Fan Central]: So long Primeau, you will be missed
