Maurice Clarett has been watching too many rap videos

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Where do we even begin with the Maurice Clarett story? At this point, it’s like watching Mike Tyson slowly dissolve into a tattooed freak who wants to ear your children. We don’t really care about someone as stupid is Maurice Clarett but it’s just becoming depressing and shameful.

Clarett was arrested early this morning when he failed to stop for police after making an illegal U-turn. After a highway chase that ended when Clarett’s tires were shreaded by a spike strip placed by the highway patrol, the police pulled him over and used a stun gun on him to no effect because he was wearing a bulletproof vest so they had to mace him.

It took several officers to get him handcuffed,” Sgt. Michael Woods said. “Even after he was placed in the paddy wagon, he was still kicking at the doors and being a problem for the officers.”

The police then found a loaded rifle and three loaded handguns in his SUV along with a half bottle of vodka. Clarett is now in the Franklin County Jail awaiting his ass raping arraignment on Thursday.

Clarett was expected to play with the Mahoning Valley Hitmen in the Eastern Indoor Football League. He might have been taking the team nickname a little too literally.

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[AP]: Clarett arrested; Guns found in truck