OK, this has barely anything to do with sports news but in an interview with Penthouse, the Tigers Dmitri Young had this to say when asked, “You’re a switch hitter. Do you look for the same quality in your women?”
Not for a main squeeze. But, you know, for life’s little fun moments.
Now, it’s no surpise that athletes are getting their share of women but it seems that threesomes are everywhere (like E getting Sloan and the hot blonde into bed on Entourage) but nobody we know actually has ever had one. So, we have to wonder whether it’s just a cruel joke.
With no segue whatsoever, we bring you one of our favorite lines from Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Links:
[Detroit Free Press]: The Tigers’ Dmitri Young is in the ‘House
