It’s halftime and I’m giving up. There will be no second half of this live blog because these semifinals have been so terrible that I refuse to go on.
3:01: I swear to god Billy Packer just said “he’s gotten some of those homos to play tougher”. This game sucks so much I’m hearing things.
3:59: Does Voogd have money on the Bruins? He’s responsible for more assists than the UCLA players. Billy Packer says he isn’t ready to play this game. For once, we agree with Billy. This is a sad sad game. 20 turnovers so far. It looks like Florida will win the title.
7:37: Bruins up 9 points. zzzzzzzzzzz. At least Nacho Libre looks like a good movie.
You know, the problem with the whole Cinderella analogy is that we are always subjected to the Midnight Strikes headlines.
12:25: UCLA up 18-8. I’m feeling underwhelmed by these semi-final games. After such a great tournament, this Final Four seems to be a yawner. As much as we like the upsets, this is what happens when you have zero #1 seeds in the final four.
When was the last time Spike Lee made a good movie?
15:12: UCLA looks faster right now and is up 12-4. I guarantee a UCLA victory. In the crowd is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Peyton and Eli Manning. Looking forward to the Eli Manning drunk off his ass pics that will show up on the web within 24 hours.
20:00: Anyone who beats Duke deserves our backing to win it all. So this live blog will be slanted towards LSU. Unlike some people, we admit our biases.
Hmmm.. Mission Impossible 3 tie in. Let’s play follow the corporate trail: MI:3 is produced by Paramount, which is owned by CBS Corp — that was easy. This is just like when Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to pull the South Park episode bashing scientology or he’d refuse to do any promotional work for MI:3. Speaking of which, Ryan suggested that we remove Katie Holmes from Women We Love until she gets rid of that aliens in a volcano worshipping freak. I second the motion.
When did LSU add “fighting” to their nickname?
One reply on “NCAA Tourney Live Blog: UCLA vs LSU – 1st Half”
Just when you thought something… — couldn’t suck as the first game…we get this one.
Best Spike Lee joint? Do the Right Thing – 1989 – starring Danny Aiello, Ossie Davis and Spike Lee as Mookie.
I never liked Katie Holmes that much anyway. Way overrated.