We mentioned that Anna Benson was divorcing Kris
Benson in Odds and Ends earlier today. Some of you might have thought, “Yeah, she’s hot but what’s the big deal?” Well, we just found out that Kris cheated on her with one of her friends.
The only reason why anyone outside the NY area has heard of Anna Benson is because she went on Howard Stern and said that if she ever caught him cheating on her, she’d sleep with everyone on the entire team — coaches, trainers, players, even batboys. And if they were on the road against another team, she’d screw em too. I wonder if the Orioles now qualify.
Going on Howard Stern is like swearing on a stack of bibles in a courtroom right? If we can’t have oral contracts on the Howard Stern show, then we are no better than the animals.
