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Michelle Wie tries to make the cut


Michelle Wie has accepted an invitation to the John Deere Classic under the sponsor’s exemption. This is her fifth time playing on the PGA Tour. Last year, she missed the cut at the John Deere Classic by two strokes.

I’m not sure how I feel about her failing again in a mens tournament but we like Michelle because she can drive the ball longer than us off the tee and she has no idea who Rush Limbaugh is. For the record, Michelle, he’s a fat blowhard who has a lot of equally stupid listeners.

Rush limbaugh reportedly said something about you recently [calling her a “triumph of marketing”]

–Huh? Who’s that?

Links:
[PGA.com]: Wie commits to playing the 2006 John Deere
[Time.com]: 10 Questions For Michelle Wie

By Vin

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