Get em while he’s still a Cowboy
In case you were too busy reloading your bracket to even venture out into other sports news, Terrell Owens is now a Dallas Cowboy. He signed a 3 year contract worth $25M with a $5M signing bonus. So much for the consensus thinking that no team would give TO a big contract. Talent trumps everything in the NFL.
There’s basically three reactions to this.
1) Eagles fans say good riddance and hope that TO destroys the Cowboys team while secretly fearing that this makes the Cowboys legitimate Super Bowl contenders.
2) Cowboys fans trying to figure out whether this deal with the devil will ultimately be worth it.
3) Fans around the league marveling how TO and Rosenhaus managed to get exactly what they wanted and finagle all that money out of Jerry Jones.
By the way, I’m not completely retarded. The title of this entry is the refrain from TO’s rap on his website. A prime example of why athletes shouldn’t rap. You can’t rhyme cowboy with “wow boy” and expect anyone to take it seriously.
Oh, and you can already get TO Cowboys gear. When TO signed with Philly, his jersey instantly became the #1 seller in the league. Last year, everyone had to burn their TO jerseys. I wonder if Cowboys fans will jump right in and buy em or wait a while in case TO blows up again.
2 replies on “This time TO is a cowboy and he’s got em saying wow boy”
T.O. — Are the cowboys idiots???? Why is T.O. still in the NFL??? This selfish S.O.B. needs to get the f*** out of the NFL and the public spotlight and hopefully his agent and Skip Bayless will go with him.
T.O. — The answer to that question would be yes, and no.
Yes, because off the field, he’s an absolute moron and his Joe Pesci-like agent is even a bigger one, 2 peas in a pod. A total disrupting force, look what happened to the Eagles. Will this happen to the Cowboys, like T.O. said, get your popcorn ready. Jerry gave him his money he wanted, let’s see if he’ll live up to Dallas’ expectations, if not, Jerry Jones is a total moron.
No, because it’s a great marketing ploy, where some might be giving up season tickets, there’s another waiting in line to buy them. The Cowboys sold 1500 no. 81 jerseys in his first day as a Cowboys, I’m sure the Cowboys will have 3 Sunday or Monday night games, national TV. Everybody will tune in to anticipate his next dumb act or his next spectacular touchdown. Jerry gave him his money he wanted, let’s see if he’ll live up to Dallas’ expectations, if he does, Jerry Jones is a genius.